In 1811-1812 a huge earthquake, the New Madrid earthquake, hit Southeast Missouri. Know what else was happening in 1811-1812? The Industrial Revolution! Factories in England were burning huge amounts of coal to power their capitalist mills. What color were the English? White! Coincidence? I think not. White people, fossil fuels and capitalism cause earthquakes and climate change!
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The most perfect response to the most stupid people.
And I think many of them will believe it.