“Biden Suggests Uncle Eaten by ‘Cannibals’ in New Guinea”
That’s actually in IMPROVEMENT on Biden’s likely earlier claim of being eaten by ‘Cannabis’.
Biden was just reminiscing about an old film, deeply embedded somewhere in the tangles of Alzheimer’s plaques of his brain, “The Day of the Triffids”:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Day_of_the_Triffids_(film)