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Afghanistan: 180 degree alternate plan! Read this!
My big empty head ^
Posted on 09/17/2001 6:30:00 PM PDT by Hammerhead
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To: Hammerhead
Yes Hammer, you are a KOOK. (Keeper Of Odd Knowledge).
How did a callow youth such as yourself ever find out about one of our nation's deepest, darkest, Cold War Secrets?
Dateline: Federal German Republic, The Fulda Gap. 196?
Outnumbered hundreds to one in armor, aircraft, artillery, and troops, we knew the Warsaw Pact forces had a chink in their armor: Logistics.
In 3 or 4 days, they would be out of food,and fuel. We knew their plan was to live off the land, and just leave behind vehicles as they broke down and ran dry.
The REMFs came up with tara, tara! Operation Playboy (oops, now you're in danger and I face Leavenworth). Giant aluminum crates. Full of food, liquor, cigarettes (doped, of course) Playboy Magazines, Soda, Books. Propaganda.As the unstoppable, but ravenous Communist horde surged forward, we were to drop these picnic baskets along the front and behind their lines.
Theory: Drinking the booze, eating the food, smooking the dope, and then getting all randy from the capitalist soft porn, the dreaded Bolsheviks would be easy (pardon the expression) meat for our weary, but pure-in-heart forces. You see, Hammer, they would be distracted, while we were to be focused.
Hammer, your updated version of this fabulous plan has merit. I am going to recommend that you be dropped with the packages to explain their use. Piece of cake. Be like working at Wal-Mart. Adios.
To: sharktrager
Was that Herb Tarlech's or Les Nessman's line? I forgot already.
To: MHGinTN
How about some beer, wine and Jack Daniels too?
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posted on
09/17/2001 7:28:06 PM PDT
by
garyhope
To: Francohio
"Hammer, your updated version of this fabulous plan has merit. I am going to recommend that you be dropped with the packages to explain their use. Piece of cake. Be like working at Wal-Mart. Adios."
Yeh, sure,....Mullah: "Who ard you?! On veerd dit you cump frum?" Me (in turban covered in brown shoe polish and press on beard): "Uh, well, uh, you see,....uh, hmmmm, uh....Hey?! Did you see my baseball?"
To: Goetz_von_Berlichingen
An actual event, first recorded incident of germ warfare, gave all the moorish girls yeast infection. They knew the spics couldn't care less.
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To: Hammerhead
Don't forget left-handed toilet paper. DT
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posted on
09/17/2001 7:41:55 PM PDT
by
DonnerT
To: nkycincinnatikid
I guess someone should have told them they were supposed to eat the bread.
To: Hammerhead
,,, send them some femminist counselling help to talk about their feelings.
To: Francohio
Well thought out, commendable.
To: nkycincinnatikid
I remember it being the big guy, Arthur C. Carlson.
To: Hammerhead
I think that, after knocking out the terrorists and the people in power who sponsor them, we should try to help the regular people of Afghanistan who just want to get by.
The problem is that Clinton-era efforts at "nation-building" were so ineffective as to discredit the concept -- we need to pinpoint just what went wrong. (Was it just the obvious problem of Clinton going for short-term photo ops at the expense of long-term results, or something more?)
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posted on
09/17/2001 8:14:40 PM PDT
by
steve-b
To: Hammerhead
Start with all existing copies of American Beauty.
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posted on
09/17/2001 8:15:12 PM PDT
by
js1138
To: SAMWolf
Yeah, that's one reason why the carrot (rebuilding) has to come after the stick (removing the criminal state).
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posted on
09/17/2001 8:20:27 PM PDT
by
steve-b
To: Hammerhead
I believe your own to something.
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posted on
09/17/2001 8:22:18 PM PDT
by
alithia
To: Hammerhead
BLUEJEANS...All they need is BLUEJEANS!
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posted on
09/17/2001 8:22:57 PM PDT
by
easy1
To: js1138
Great idea!
To: neutrino
For that matter, take a picture of bint Larden and digitally alter it such that he's in an ...ahem... compromising and VERY embarrasing position, then distribute that This one puzzles me....the guy has three wives, all male friends and a goat herd, what position is left to get embarrassed about?
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posted on
09/17/2001 8:25:54 PM PDT
by
leadhead
(jdkeating@engineer.com)
To: Hammerhead
The Soviets already did that...
Except when they did it, the dolls had explosives in them.
There are a lot of cripples in Afghanistan.
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posted on
09/17/2001 8:27:46 PM PDT
by
xm177e2
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posted on
09/17/2001 8:28:11 PM PDT
by
xm177e2
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