[isom35]

did you release the doomsday bot I heard about?

[Sir Gawain]

ping!

[OwenKellogg]

It's broke, thanks. Notify the Office of Homeland Defense.

[KC Burke]

Go Here

[Free State Four]

So YOU'RE the one. I've been lookin' for you, son. fsf

[Mark17]

I Think I Broke The Internet! I'm not positive, mind you, just very worried.

You can only break it, if you invented it.

[francisandbeans]

yes the Internet is broken...but it wasn't you that did...It was Ted Nugent.

Or maybe it was Geroge Carlin,

...Bootyist monk?

Hello ?

(crickets chirping)

hello?

[tacticalogic]

Next you'll be telling us you screwed up a government agency.

[norraad]

Geez, way to go dude, like . , smooth move exlax!

[cmsgop]

So You Are Logged In...................

[verity]

Al Gore will be pi**ed when he finds out!

[areafiftyone]

Did you call Al Gore?

[Kaslin]

Just ignore me, I'm just testing something

[Saundra Duffy]

I thought I did that once but it turned out to be a cruel misunderstanding. For victory & freedom!!!

[michigander]

Sorry! But, that's not going to happen until tonight at 9:00 P.M. Eastern!!

RADIO FREE REPUBLIC THREAD FOR TONIGHT - Thursday October 18, 2001!!!!!!!

LINK

[mombonn]

I Think I Broke The Internet

Help, I broke the Internet, and I can't get up!

[SpottedBeaver]

Did you jiggle the wire?

Just a moment here... let me reboot the internet. It needs some cleaning anyway.

[CheneyChick]

Are you gonna tell us about this nightmare/dream, too?

[mc5cents]

No, I think you just must have gone here by mistake.

Not to worry. No need to contact the Dept. of Home Security.

[NTNgod]

GET FIXING!