[SJackson]

I kick myself every time I read one of her columns. Once again, I promise myself: "I will NEVER subject myself to Dowd drivel again, as long as I live."

Yeah, but where else could you read golden phrases like "the yuppie fear of germs" or "we are using beards as beards"

[M. Thatcher]

I'll give her that, "beards as beards" is a good one.

Lines like that are probably what make me read her. Unfortunately, she uses her talent for eeeevil.