[In mourning for six years]

What a great post--Chelsea, darling, you will never be a New Yorker, your hideous mother will never be a New Yorker, and your perverted father will never be a New Yorker. Send 'em all back to Arkansas! (To our Arkansas brethren, I'm sorry but New York has enough on its plate right now.)

[cardinal4]

Arkansas doesnt want them back!