Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanie: An Effective, Low-Cost Solution To Combating Mind-Control

http://zapatopi.net/afdb.html ^ | 1997-12-31 | Lyle Zapato

[BlueLancer]

"Not gonna git me or my color TV."

I'll get you, my pretty ... and your little dog too!

[sphinx]

Another solution is Brain Wave Encryptation. BWE is highly effective on both in-bound and out-bound transmissions and is easily achieved with a wide variety of easily obtainable substances, particularly alcohol. (Some experimentation is usually required for proper calibration.) Employed in conjunction with state-of-the-art AFDB technology, it is virtually foolproof.

[cake_crumb]

"Another solution is Brain Wave Encryptation. BWE is highly effective on both in-bound and out-bound transmissions and is easily achieved with a wide variety of easily obtainable substances, particularly alcohol."

Whew...at least I don't have to figure out how to plug my head into a USB port ( my tinfoil hat would fall off ).

[Fiddlstix]

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[BlueLancer]

"To read later"

NO...NO...YOU REALLY MUST READ THIS NOW! If you don't, the Illuminati, the Masons, and the Trilateral Commission will all be trying to get this thread pulled before you have a chance to read it! You don't understand just how powerful they are! They've been running the world now for the last 700 years, since they took the franchise over from the Knights Templar and they're really sneaky! I only know these things because the fillings in my teeth pick up their secret radio transmissions and ...

(PAUSE)

OH, NO!!! THE SECRET Møøse Police are breaking down my door to keep me from spilling the secrets that I .. AND I ALONE .. know about this conspiracy! Have to go now ... bye.

A little traveling music, maestro!

[Frumious Bandersnatch]

Another solution is Brain Wave Encryptation.

Only if you get one with the RSA algorithm.  IOW, pgp for brain protection.  It also includes "Trash and Burn" which will wipe your brain clean so that it is completely unreadable by any sensors (not needed for modern publicy educated students).

[Frumious Bandersnatch]

Another solution is Brain Wave Encryptation.

Only if you get one with the RSA algorithm.  IOW, pgp for brain protection.  It also includes "Trash and Burn" which will wipe your brain clean so that it is completely unreadable by any sensors (not needed for modern publicy educated students).

[Blueflag]

Absolutely! But don't forget the Deluxe FReeper Farraday Cage. (seen the movie Enemy of the State? Gene Hackman had one in the warehouse) Be sure to protect intrusion via out-of-band signals on the power line carrier by having your own step down transformer. It comes on over the AC power lines, you know ...

[Fred25]

Back when I was a kid, we could get real TIN foil.

[sphinx]

Whew...at least I don't have to figure out how to plug my head into a USB port ( my tinfoil hat would fall off )

That's what your ears are for, dummy. But the beauty of orally loaded BWE is that you no longer need the tedious and painful aural interface.

[PoorMuttly]

My Tinfoil helmet (with the littly Muttly Mercury wings) continues to protect me from all harm. True, I do live in a lead box with a coax cable and air hose coming in, but I run them both through a vat of Heavy Water full of Ovaltine, which has been working fine for me since the late 1950s. I think the rays are afraid of the Tesla Coil I sleep under, too.

Didn't know the rays have feelings? Silly human. No wonder you never found our...sorry. Gotta go.

[PoorMuttly]

little. They got me that time. Kevin must have changed the frequency. Need more Ovaltine.

I'll be fine.

[cake_crumb]

"That's what your ears are for, dummy. But the beauty of orally loaded BWE is that you no longer need the tedious and painful aural interface"

ROFLMAO....Oh...ok...pulling tinfoil hat down over ears...cracking a beer...the heck with the coffee...testing...testing....hmmm, I LIKE this BWE! It's just PER ( urp - 'scuse me ) FECT.

[martin_fierro]

Fool! Knave! Idiot! The fit of the hat makes it worse than useless! Unless you have complete skull coverage, the tinfoil will serve to FOCUS your thoughts for the Mindcontrollers.

Fie on thee! My trusty tinfoil cap rendereth me impervious to thy slings & arrows, etc. etc.!

[TheRealLobo]

Wait a minute....In the original Raiders of the lost Ark movie, that warehouse...The one they put the Ark in at the end. Do you think, maybe, it was full of the beanies that they would pass out to their government agents?

[WindMinstrel]

beanies, or beanie babies? I understand there's a difference. I think to be safe, we should wear beanies made out of beanie babies, coated in tinfoil, duct tape, and yogurt.

[vladog]

From some of the things I`ve seen posted on Net there is a desperate need for this device. Might be a real investment shot.

[Eagle9]

Well, I don't care what anybody says -- I think it looks quite stunning, when worn properly.
Yes, stunning.

[TheRealLobo]

you said:"beanies, or beanie babies? I understand there's a difference. I think to be safe, we should wear beanies made out of beanie babies, coated in tinfoil, duct tape, and yogurt."

Yogurt? Yogurt? What are you, some kind of degenerate? You know it must be lined with pudding.

[katze]

Good post, and needed for some newcomers, both posters and readers.

I do have a question, why have you left your bird exposed? ;-)