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Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanie: An Effective, Low-Cost Solution To Combating Mind-Control
http://zapatopi.net/afdb.html ^ | 1997-12-31 | Lyle Zapato

Posted on 11/27/2001 5:59:10 AM PST by WindMinstrel

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Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanie

An Effective, Low-Cost Solution To Combating Mind-Control

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"Met een 'Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanie' blijven uw geheimen uw geheimen."
- Planet Internet
[1998-11-30]

Welcome to the AFDB Homepage


This non-commercial site is dedicated to spreading the word about the Aluminum* Foil Deflector Beanie and how it can help the average human. Here you will find a description of AFDBs, how to make and use them, and general information about related subjects. I hope that you find the AFDB Homepage to be an important source of AFDB know-how and advocacy.

AMIGA AND LINUX USERS: It is advised that you get a copy of MindGuard for your personal anti-psychotronic needs. Although an AFDB is an effective guard against most forms of psychotronic mind control, it is no substitute for the comprehensive protection afforded by MindGuard.

What Is An AFDB?


AFDB

An Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanie (AFDB) is a type of headwear that can shield your brain from most electromagnetic psychotronic mind control carriers. AFDBs are inexpensive (even free if you don't mind scrounging for thrown-out aluminium foil) and can be constructed by anyone with at least the dexterity of a chimp (maybe bonobo). This cheap and unobtrusive form of mind control protection offers real security to the masses. Not only do they protect against incoming signals, but they also block most forms of brain scanning and mind reading, keeping the secrets in your head truly secret. AFDBs are safe and operate automatically. All you do is make it and wear it and you're good to go! Plus, AFDBs are stylish and comfortable.

What are you waiting for? Make one today!


* FOOTNOTE: The American spelling** of aluminum is used here. If you are searching for more information on aluminum, be aware that the British spell it "aluminium" (and pronounce it accordingly).

** HISTORICAL FOOTNOTE: Aluminum was originally named "alumium" by Sir Humphry Davy, who later changed it to "aluminum" (perhaps in an attempt to make it more Latinized since alumen is Latin for alum, the aluminum compound that the name is derived from). The British (and allied English speakers) shortly thereafter changed the name once more, this time to "aluminium" so that it would again match the pattern of most other elements (helium, sodium, etc.), while the North Americans eventually decided to keep the second, slightly more traditional name. I predict that North Americans will adopt the more regular "-ium" spelling by the year 2050, prompting the British to start calling it "alumininium". At that point debate can begin on changing "platinum" to "platinium"

Quick Instructions For Building An AFDB

Step 1

1) Get a five foot sheet of aluminum foil (standard one foot wide Reynolds Wrap brand will do nicely.)

Step 2

2) Fold the sheet four times into five equal segments so that you end up with a 1x1 foot square, making sure that you fold over the dull side of the foil leaving the square shiny on both sides.

Step 3

3) Use scissors to cut from one corner of the square to the center, making a straight line.

Step 4

4) Bend the foil from one side of the cut under the other, making a slight cone. Again, make sure that the outside of the cone has a shiny side of the foil; this is VERY important.

Step 5

5) Place the cone on your head and squash the top and sides to make it fit snugly.

Step 6

6) Apply Scotch tape liberally making sure to secure the cut in the foil and any form-fitting creases made in step 5.

Step 7

7) Use more tape to secure AFDB to your cranium.

A Note About The Shiny Side:

It can't be stressed enough how important it is to have the shiny side pointing out. This is needed because the shiny side is most reflective to psychotronic radiation, while the dull side can actually, in certain environmental conditions, absorb it. However, as is illustrated in the instructions above, it is also wise to complement this with a layer of foil pointing shiny side in. This will keep your brain waves, which are also reflected by the shiny side, from being picked up by mind-reading equipment. There is a small number of aluminum foil researchers who believe that this may cause an alpha-wave harmonic to build up in the skull resulting in memory loss or pseudo-religious visions, but their findings have never been replicated by the aluminum foil research community at large. Even if their findings are validated, the risk involved is small compared to the potential of mind-intrusion.

Foil Thickness:

How thick is your aluminum foil? Find out using Zapato Productions Intradimensional's (pops up into seperate window, requires Javascript). If you do not have Javascript, use this formula (with grams and centimeters):

((mass / 2.702) / (width * length)) * 10000 = thickness in microns

If your foil is less than 16 microns, increase the number of layers used in construction.

Optional:

You may augment your AFDB with random bits of foil, wire, small electronic parts, etc..

Canadian coins should also be considered as they are high in nickel content. Nickel, while not having the psychotronic deflecting properties of aluminum (or even tin), can act to refract psychotronic beams, thereby helping to scrambling the mind control signals as they are deflected off of the underlying aluminum surface of the AFDB. This will result in a lowered chance of retransmission of the signal.

However, you should avoid American and European coins at all costs as they contain aluminum based mind control circuitry. Canadian coins are free of this threat mainly due to the Canadian government's choice of neglecting psychotronic research in favor of research into giant robotics.

Tips:

  • Tinsel is made of plastic and has no anti-psychotronic attributes.
  • Painting your AFDB with a latex based paint won't degrade its abilities, so you can be mentally safe AND color-coordinated too!
  • "Beer can hats", though made out of aluminum cans, are not as effective as an AFDB since they have gaps inbetween the cans. You may, however, line a beer can hat with an AFDB or even glue the cans directly on an AFDB.

Usage And Maintenance Of Your AFDB

When To Use

As a matter of safety, you should wear your AFDB at all times since you never know when or where psychotronic signals will reach you. (Users of MindGuard are safe if they choose to be beanieless within its range but it would still be advisable to wear one; you never know when there will be a power failure.) Do not remove your AFDB before going to bed! When people are sleeping they are very vulnerable to mind control and need all the protection they can get.

Children and AFDBs

AFDBs are safe for use with children of any age. Toddlers and up can be fitted with an AFDB like the one described above, just bend back any excess aluminum. For newborns and infants, a full body covering of aluminum is advisable in addition to the AFDB to insure there is no psychotronic reflection through the mandible caused by the infant's usually supine position. Since a baby's skull is still knitting together giving it less natural skeletal protection, an extra layer of aluminum should be used in infant AFDB construction.

Also, it is important for pregnant women to start covering their womb with aluminum before the onset of the second trimester. This will ensure that harmful psychotronic engrams are not permanently stamped into the developing brain of your unborn child.

AFDBs for Pets

Pets are just as susceptible to psychotronics as humans—probably even more so since they do not have as well developed a sense of self as humans do. AFDBs can and should be used to protect your pets just like you would yourself.

Pet AFDB construction is mostly the same as with human AFDBs, however size considerations need to be taken into account and adjusted accordingly. Pets with protruding, highly mounted ears such as cats, dogs, and llamas need to have holes cut into the AFDB to accommodate them. Great care must be taken when making these holes to leave enough extra aluminum to secure the hole around the base of the ear so no stray psychotronic rays leak in.

While concern for your pets' well being should be motivation enough to construct AFDBs for them, there is also another reason: any un-AFDBed entity with a central nervous system in your home—even a beloved pet—is a potential agent of the forces of mind control and may be used to spy on you or even bring physical harm against you. You are simply not safe with AFDBless pets in your home.

Warning signs of psychotronically affected pets:

  • Does your cat stare intently at empty space as if watching something?
  • Does your dog follow you around as if keeping track of you?
  • Does your goldfish seem content to merely swim around in a little bowl observing you?
  • Does your parrot say things that you never taught it to say, especially pro-NWO slogans?

AFDBs and Alien Abductions

Paraterrestrials (also referred to as "aliens" in the popular literature) are known to use psychotronic means of mind control to inculcate humanity to accept their evil agendas. AFDBs will work just as well against these signals as they do against human government and corporate ones.

Besides engaging in mind control, paraterrestrials are also known to conduct abductions of humans for unknown reasons (most likely for medical experiments). Most paraterrestrials that engage in abductions are too scrawny to lift humans with their arms, and so instead rely on technological means to move the abductee from his or her bed or pickup truck to the waiting UFO. Their desire to keep their subject unscathed during transit rules out their use of robotic type technologies and also requires that they restrain the abductee's movements. Research has shown that paraterrestrial abductors levitate their subject using some sort of controlled electromagnetic field, while at the same time using psychotronics to keep the subject immobile.

During the abduction, an electromagnetic field is somehow generated and controlled from afar around the abductee's body which causes him or her to levitate due to an intrinsic property of water, of which human flesh is mostly composed. This levitation effect—called diamagnetism—has been duplicated by human scientists, albeit only in controlled laboratory settings using bulky equipment and small animals.

While an AFDB will certainly stop the psychotronic mind control that is used to keep the abductee immobile during the levitation process, it does not seem able to stop the electromagnetic field used for levitation. However, a researcher has found a way to interfere with this field and thereby keep the paraterrestrials from being able to levitate their abductees. This technology uses an AFDB like device worn on the head that contains Velostat, an EMF shielding material which acts to disrupt the formation of the paraterrestrial's levitation field, foiling the abduction attempt. If you suspect that paraterrestrials are attempting to abduct you, I suggest using a combination of AFDB and Velostat technologies.

How To Maintain

An AFDB may be cleaned with a towel moistened with soapy water. Do not submerge your AFDB in water or use alcohol as this may de-stickify the tape. Consider making a spare AFDB to wear while cleaning your main one.

You should construct a new AFDB about every other month, depending on the psychotronic traffic in your area. Users who have moved into an aluminum lined bunker and who only use their AFDB when going out to grocery shop, etc. may forego replacement for up to six months.

Corrosion:

It is possible for aluminum to corrode enough to compromise psychotronic shielding under extreme situations, such as acid rain storms. If you live or visit areas where extreme corrosion is possible, you should take precautions by:

1) Increasing aluminum foil thickness during AFDB construction.

2) Coating your AFDB with a protective substance such as latex paint or covering it with a non-corrodible shielding such as a hat.

3) Replacing your AFDB often.

Under normal usage, an AFDB will experience minor surface corrosion. This is normal and should not alarm you. When aluminum is exposed to air, it quickly forms a surface layer of aluminum oxide. In fact, you have probably never seen aluminum without this type corrosion. This layer of oxidization will actually protect the rest of the AFDB from further and more destructive corrosion. Do not try and scrape it off! As long as you monitor your AFDB and replace it every other month as directed above, serious corrosion should not be an issue.

Lightning:

Are AFDBs dangerous to wear during lightning storms? The risk of being struck by lightning has more to do with where you are than what you are wearing. An AFDB—or any metallic object in your immediate possession—may increase your chances of being hit, but that increase is negligible compared to the increase chance due to being in a area at high lightning strike risk. In other words, if you are standing on a hill in a lightning storm you're in danger no matter what you are wearing. AFDB bedecked people in lightning-safe areas are at no more immediate, measurable risk than their mind control-addled neighbors. In fact, people without AFDBs during lightning storms are at higher long-term risk for the following reasons:

1) Any psychotronic signals that they are receiving may be altered by the electrical fields of the storm causing them to behave erratically—possibly violently—putting themselves at risk for personal injury.

2) A mind control agent could issue them commands that cause them to step into the storm, putting themselves at risk of lightning strike.

3) If the lightning storm is very destructive, FEMA agents may arrive on the scene (with portable psychotrons in tow) to assess damage and psychotronically inculcate dependency and submission to the Federal Father in any unAFDBed victims.


70's Swedish disco sensation ABBA demonstrates improper AFDB usage.


neo-60's mod Elizabeth Hurley demonstrates proper usage and accessorization.


Developing child mentally secure in aluminium blanket.


Your mind's best friend... and his too!


The eyes are an extension of the brain. Consider covering them with foil when not in use...

Gary Molitor in 1976, a man ahead of his time

...and don't forget your sinuses.

Photo by Donna L. Perelli, 1993

The corrosive force of the mighty Pacific Ocean is no match for the AFDB. As an added bonus, electric fields generated by the interaction of aluminum and salt water may act as a shark deterrent.

History Of Aluminum And Psychotronics

Pre-Modern Aluminum Usage

There is a long history of using aluminum to both deflect mind control signals and to control them. Evidence suggests that the ancient Atlantians used aluminum armor in their psychotronic wars with the Phoenician Old Dynasty. Some have even suggested that the destruction of the Atlantian culture was directly caused by the resulting environmental disaster of aluminum mining that was needed for the war effort. They literally strip-mined their island into nonexistence!

Although aluminum based psychotronic devices were used by the Greeks and the Romans in their various conflicts, these later technologies paled in comparison to what the Atlantians had achieved. It wasn't until the Middle Ages that Atlantian levels of sophistication were once again being reached. The chief instigator of this rebirth was the Catholic Church, who sought to control much of Europe via mind control. Decadence and corruption followed from their success and the level of the technology once again decayed.

Modern Aluminum Usage

The first truly modern instance of anti-psychotronic aluminum use was in the late 18th century by the American statesman, philosopher, and inventor Benjamin Franklin. His discoveries were built upon in the beginning of the 20th century by Yugoslavian born electrical genius Nikola Tesla. Of course, the US military has been researching aluminum for use in psychotronic weapons and armor as long as it has been involved in mind control, which is to say since it's inception.

Washington Monument:

Because of aluminum's psychotronic-deflecting properties, it has also been used by mind control agents to aim and focus their signals. For example: the small aluminum pyramid at the top of the Washington Monument obelisk (which towers over Washington DC) is used as a focal point for the dissemination of mind control throughout the Capital. Stations run by the FBI, NSA, Disney, the Secret Service, and others are scattered around the Capital beltway, within line-of-sight of the Washington Monument. These stations aim their psychotrons at the top of it, which amplifies and radiates the signal out to affect the Course of the Empire. (This is also why the One Dollar bill has an all seeing eye over the pyramid on the back, with the phrase "New World Order" in Latin. It symbolizes the true nature of the American Democratic Process.)

(I have received an email [2000-09-15] that exposes a shocking, but not entirely unexpected, truth about the Capitol Building dome in Washington DC.)

Coins:

Another example of aluminum-based psychotronic manipulation is the addition of aluminum to coins, ostensibly to lower production costs. Patterning of the aluminum, either in alloy percentage or shape, can be used to deflect psychotronic beams in controlled ways, causing a signal to be amplified, redirected, or encoded with identification tags. This technology, used in the United States and Europe, turns people's pocket change into psychotronic transceivers and tracking devices.

Coin psychotronics, although flirted with by a number of countries throughout the 19th and 20th centuries, really came of age in the 1970's in the US. In 1974 the US Mint produced all-aluminum pennies in an attempt to move the technology to a new level. The obviousness of the change in appearance of the coins doomed this experiment to failure, and all coins were ordered rounded up and destroyed by the US government in order to hide their plans. Possession of these pennies was made illegal by the US Congress. Any citizen caught owning one can expect a visit by the Secret Service and confiscation of the incriminating evidence. The only "legal" one of these pennies in existence resides in the Smithsonian, placed there by special act of Congress to mock US citizens as they tour their nation's capital.

The US government, however, recovered after that failure. Ever since the late '70s, the US Mint has used a sandwiching process to embed special, undetectable aluminum circuitry into every coin. A number of countries in Europe adopted various incompatible forms of this psychotronic technology shortly thereafter, and the desire for a European mind control standard is the main impetus behind the introduction of the Euro.


Medieval attempt at surgical mind control depicted by Hieronomyous Bosch. Note surgeon's primitive AFDB.


Süleyman the Magnificent, leader the Ottoman Empire during the 16th century, disguised his massive AFDB from his psychotronically-advanced adversaries, the Catholic Church and Holy Roman Empire, with a cunning turban covering.


US Army aluminum anti-psychotronic armor c. 1950.


The Washington Monument.


Replica of aluminum pyramid at the top of the Washington Monument (left). Pyramid Eye from the One Dollar Bill (right).


Psychotronic engineers examine their evil handiwork atop the monument.

Alternatives To Aluminum

The Aluminum/Tin Debate

In general, when people say "tin foil" they really mean aluminum foil. But what about tin (Sn)? Does it have the same anti-psychotronic properties as aluminum? Most experts agree that tin does have an effect but opinions are divided as to whether or not it is as good as aluminum. A small, but vocal, contingent even argues that tin is superior, but they are held by most to be the lunatic fringe of Foil Deflector Beanie science. I would advise people wishing to build a Deflector Beanie to stick with aluminum whenever possible since it is a proven technology.

I have received [1998-10-23] an email from a reader about tin, its relationship to Atlantian anti-psychotronics, and an international conspiracy to control its production. You will find it here along with links and other info about tin.

Lead: Daemon or Saviour?

You hear a lot these days about how bad lead is, how old lead based products such as paint and automotive fuel are causing people to die. Why, one would think that it was some sort of Global Crisis! In fact, the harmfulness of lead is a myth spread by various mind control groups to keep people from filling the environment with radiation retarding lead. The ability of lead to block radiation is common knowledge, the stuff of pop-culture reference. But what people don't realize is that psychotronic radiation is just as unable to get through lead as the more commonly known, and less encountered, types of radiation, such as x-rays. By ridding our cities of their lead-filled, mind control shielding smog blankets; our lakes of lead enriched fish; and our homes of healthy, lead based paint-flake snacks; we are being deprived of a major form of psychotronic protection.

Question: Can lead foil be used in place of aluminum foil in a deflector beanie? Yes, it would work very well. The problem is finding lead foil. It is not as easily found as aluminum, and since all tests of aluminum have shown it to be highly effective in deflector beanie form, why put yourself out trying to find it? The advantages gained would be small and could be easily matched by increasing the thickness of the aluminum foil layers.

In the future, when more people learn about aluminum's anti-psychotronic properties, will the same front agencies that have been involved in ridding our world of lead find some "health threat" in aluminum? How much longer until the FDA "finds" some link between cancer and aluminum soda cans? Will they start with warning labels or move directly to banning? Time will only tell.

Active Anti-Psychotronics

Another form of mind control protection uses devices that actively jam or scramble psychotronic signals. The issues involved with these are beyond the scope of the AFDB homepage, but Amiga and Linux users may visit the MindGuard homepage for info on turning their computers into just such a device.

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Created: 1997-12-31 | Updated: 2001-11-05


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KEYWORDS: alcoa; aluminium; aluminum; foil; reynolds; tinfoil
Essential news for all freepers
1 posted on 11/27/2001 5:59:10 AM PST by WindMinstrel
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To: WindMinstrel
I would go as far as to say this is a matter of life or death!
2 posted on 11/27/2001 6:03:00 AM PST by No!
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To: WindMinstrel
Exhaustive tests at Georgia Tech have demonstrated that unless your Aluminum or Tin foil beanie is lined with Copper, it will not block the waves. Also, since the waves do not just propagate in line of sight, and do reflect off of walls and floors, full protection is only provided by the grocery-sack-style deflector. Without neck and full face coverage, the waves can still get you.

;-)

3 posted on 11/27/2001 6:04:39 AM PST by Blueflag
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To: Osinski; dighton
Nyahh... nyahh...nyahh, Osinski!

You're always criticizing those of us who talk about AFDB's. See, here's authoritative proof!

You Poo-Poo head!8')

4 posted on 11/27/2001 6:08:38 AM PST by BlueLancer
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To: BlueLancer
I've found some interesting physics discussions on AFDBs here -- including some good links
5 posted on 11/27/2001 6:11:39 AM PST by WindMinstrel
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To: WindMinstrel
This type of info needs to be posted on FR at least as much as "I'm a bad American".
6 posted on 11/27/2001 6:15:10 AM PST by Brett66
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To: WindMinstrel
I've got my tinfoil hat at the ready!


7 posted on 11/27/2001 6:24:34 AM PST by martin_fierro
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To: BlueLancer
I'm so disappointed you fell for it. The AFDB site is controlled by a shadowy cabal of NWO agents. An international cheese consortium pays their bills, and cheese -- as everyone knows -- is controlled by Big Oil.

Oh, sure, you think cheese is made from milk? Whatta sheeple! Didja go to a government school, huh, huh? FDR's 1934 super-secret "Drive Dairymen to Suicide" Executive Order required all cheese manufacturers to TURN IN THEIR MILK, and from that day forward use only PETROLEUM PRODUCTS.

8 posted on 11/27/2001 6:27:44 AM PST by dighton
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To: WindMinstrel
Does your dog follow you around as if keeping track of you?

I knew it !

9 posted on 11/27/2001 6:29:27 AM PST by 1Old Pro
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To: Blueflag
Also, since the waves do not just propagate in line of sight, and do reflect off of walls and floors, full protection is only provided by the grocery-sack-style deflector. Without neck and full face coverage, the waves can still get you.

In this case, would you recomend lining your walls, floors, ceilings (and especially) your windows with alumininum foil as a precaution?

10 posted on 11/27/2001 6:29:40 AM PST by Marc Poor
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To: martin_fierro
Fool! Knave! Idiot! The fit of the hat makes it worse than useless! Unless you have complete skull coverage, the tinfoil will serve to FOCUS your thoughts for the Mindcontrollers.

hrmm, wait, can't appear truly wacko without caps, emphasis, and explaination points. Lemme restate this

FOOL! KNAVE! IDIOT! THE FIT OF THE HAT MAKES IT WORSE THAN USELESS!!!!! UNLESS YOU HAVE COMPLETE SKUll COVERAGE, THE TINFiOL WILL SERVE TO FOCUS YOUR THOUGHTS FOR THE MIND-CONTROLLERS. !!!!!!

 

HE,LPMEIAMThinAKAIUNG THe voiCEzIMMYHEADSARELERARNIUNAQG TO TYPEing!!

11 posted on 11/27/2001 6:31:08 AM PST by WindMinstrel
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To: WindMinstrel
ROFLOL...... dah
12 posted on 11/27/2001 6:32:55 AM PST by Dustbunny
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To: dighton
re 8:

So that would explain why those people are saying that we're fighting in Afghanistan for the oil. WE NEED MORE OIL TO MAKE MORE CHEESE!

That would also explain why the aliens at Area 51 are getting anxious ... since we pay them in cheese, we're falling behind on their salaries and we can't afford getting them angry.

But where do the Møøse fit in? And what about the Russkie cheese from the Polish Polar Bears? No wonder that Russkie cheese tastes terrible ... they must not be refining the oil before they use it to make the cheese. You know, now that I think of it, it did taste like 30-weight.

13 posted on 11/27/2001 6:36:38 AM PST by BlueLancer
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To: WindMinstrel
1) Get a five foot sheet of aluminum foil (standard one foot wide Reynolds Wrap brand will do nicely.)

HA! Nice try, WindMinistrel (if that is your real name.) But we are much too inteligant samrt smart for you and your obvious DIS-INFORMATION!

It is well known that Reynolds wrap is implanted with tiny micro-chip receivers directly under the control of micro-wave transmitters disguised as mail boxes, telephone polls and signs "advertising" garage sales.

14 posted on 11/27/2001 6:37:53 AM PST by San Jacinto
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To: WindMinstrel
Thanks but Spot and I are already prepared!


15 posted on 11/27/2001 6:39:33 AM PST by RippleFire
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To: WindMinstrel
Essential news for all freepers

Correction, Essential news for all Libertarian FReepers. Those of us who have our head firmly screwed on tight know fully well that it's only the Libertarian FReepers that think the Government is trying to control our lives.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go contact the mother ship. KLATU-BRADA-NICKTOW :~D

16 posted on 11/27/2001 6:47:19 AM PST by cuz_it_aint_their_money
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To: WindMinstrel
...as she carefully adjusts her fashionable aluminum foil pirate hat, cake_crumb, stunned, says,
"You mean this whole thing was a JOKE??"
17 posted on 11/27/2001 6:53:49 AM PST by cake_crumb
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To: WindMinstrel
You are not going to fool me! This is just another mind control plot cooked up by the globalists. No sooner do I put on that beanie and then my dog turns against me and I start singing Streisand's "The Way We Were" in the shower.

Nope. Not gonna git me or my color TV.

18 posted on 11/27/2001 6:56:16 AM PST by scottiewottie
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To: dighton
I thought that Velveeta smelled funny!
19 posted on 11/27/2001 6:58:44 AM PST by scottiewottie
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To: WindMinstrel
A small, but vocal, contingent even argues that tin is superior, but they are held by most to be the lunatic fringe of Foil Deflector Beanie science.

And we wouldn't want to be associated with the lunatic fringe!
20 posted on 11/27/2001 6:59:15 AM PST by Deathmonger
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To: scottiewottie
"Not gonna git me or my color TV."

I'll get you, my pretty ... and your little dog too!

21 posted on 11/27/2001 7:02:18 AM PST by BlueLancer
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To: WindMinstrel
Another solution is Brain Wave Encryptation. BWE is highly effective on both in-bound and out-bound transmissions and is easily achieved with a wide variety of easily obtainable substances, particularly alcohol. (Some experimentation is usually required for proper calibration.) Employed in conjunction with state-of-the-art AFDB technology, it is virtually foolproof.
22 posted on 11/27/2001 7:12:11 AM PST by sphinx
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To: sphinx
"Another solution is Brain Wave Encryptation. BWE is highly effective on both in-bound and out-bound transmissions and is easily achieved with a wide variety of easily obtainable substances, particularly alcohol."

Whew...at least I don't have to figure out how to plug my head into a USB port ( my tinfoil hat would fall off ).

23 posted on 11/27/2001 7:18:27 AM PST by cake_crumb
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To: WindMinstrel
Bump
To read later
24 posted on 11/27/2001 7:25:37 AM PST by Fiddlstix
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To: Fiddlstix
"To read later"

NO...NO...YOU REALLY MUST READ THIS NOW! If you don't, the Illuminati, the Masons, and the Trilateral Commission will all be trying to get this thread pulled before you have a chance to read it! You don't understand just how powerful they are! They've been running the world now for the last 700 years, since they took the franchise over from the Knights Templar and they're really sneaky! I only know these things because the fillings in my teeth pick up their secret radio transmissions and ...

(PAUSE)

OH, NO!!! THE SECRET Møøse Police are breaking down my door to keep me from spilling the secrets that I .. AND I ALONE .. know about this conspiracy! Have to go now ... bye.

A little traveling music, maestro!

25 posted on 11/27/2001 7:37:33 AM PST by BlueLancer
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To: sphinx
Another solution is Brain Wave Encryptation.

Only if you get one with the RSA algorithm.  IOW, pgp for brain protection.  It also includes "Trash and Burn" which will wipe your brain clean so that it is completely unreadable by any sensors (not needed for modern publicy educated students).
26 posted on 11/27/2001 8:00:24 AM PST by Frumious Bandersnatch
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To: sphinx
Another solution is Brain Wave Encryptation.

Only if you get one with the RSA algorithm.  IOW, pgp for brain protection.  It also includes "Trash and Burn" which will wipe your brain clean so that it is completely unreadable by any sensors (not needed for modern publicy educated students).
27 posted on 11/27/2001 8:01:43 AM PST by Frumious Bandersnatch
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To: Marc Poor
Absolutely! But don't forget the Deluxe FReeper Farraday Cage. (seen the movie Enemy of the State? Gene Hackman had one in the warehouse) Be sure to protect intrusion via out-of-band signals on the power line carrier by having your own step down transformer. It comes on over the AC power lines, you know ...
28 posted on 11/27/2001 8:08:13 AM PST by Blueflag
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To: BlueLancer
Back when I was a kid, we could get real TIN foil.
29 posted on 11/27/2001 8:10:28 AM PST by Fred25
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To: cake_crumb
Whew...at least I don't have to figure out how to plug my head into a USB port ( my tinfoil hat would fall off )

That's what your ears are for, dummy. But the beauty of orally loaded BWE is that you no longer need the tedious and painful aural interface.

30 posted on 11/27/2001 8:13:41 AM PST by sphinx
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To: WindMinstrel
My Tinfoil helmet (with the littly Muttly Mercury wings) continues to protect me from all harm. True, I do live in a lead box with a coax cable and air hose coming in, but I run them both through a vat of Heavy Water full of Ovaltine, which has been working fine for me since the late 1950s. I think the rays are afraid of the Tesla Coil I sleep under, too.

Didn't know the rays have feelings? Silly human. No wonder you never found our...sorry. Gotta go.

31 posted on 11/27/2001 8:27:57 AM PST by PoorMuttly
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To: PoorMuttly
little. They got me that time. Kevin must have changed the frequency. Need more Ovaltine.

I'll be fine.

32 posted on 11/27/2001 8:31:56 AM PST by PoorMuttly
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To: sphinx
"That's what your ears are for, dummy. But the beauty of orally loaded BWE is that you no longer need the tedious and painful aural interface"

ROFLMAO....Oh...ok...pulling tinfoil hat down over ears...cracking a beer...the heck with the coffee...testing...testing....hmmm, I LIKE this BWE! It's just PER ( urp - 'scuse me ) FECT.

33 posted on 11/27/2001 8:43:18 AM PST by cake_crumb
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To: WindMinstrel
Fool! Knave! Idiot! The fit of the hat makes it worse than useless! Unless you have complete skull coverage, the tinfoil will serve to FOCUS your thoughts for the Mindcontrollers.

Fie on thee! My trusty tinfoil cap rendereth me impervious to thy slings & arrows, etc. etc.!

34 posted on 11/27/2001 9:58:27 AM PST by martin_fierro
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To: Blueflag
Wait a minute....In the original Raiders of the lost Ark movie, that warehouse...The one they put the Ark in at the end. Do you think, maybe, it was full of the beanies that they would pass out to their government agents?
35 posted on 11/27/2001 10:05:43 AM PST by TheRealLobo
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To: TheRealLobo
beanies, or beanie babies? I understand there's a difference. I think to be safe, we should wear beanies made out of beanie babies, coated in tinfoil, duct tape, and yogurt.
36 posted on 11/27/2001 11:09:23 AM PST by WindMinstrel
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To: WindMinstrel
From some of the things I`ve seen posted on Net there is a desperate need for this device. Might be a real investment shot.
37 posted on 11/27/2001 11:14:37 AM PST by vladog
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To: cake_crumb

Well, I don't care what anybody says -- I think it looks quite stunning, when worn properly.
Yes, stunning.

38 posted on 11/27/2001 11:33:42 AM PST by Eagle9
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To: WindMinstrel
you said:"beanies, or beanie babies? I understand there's a difference. I think to be safe, we should wear beanies made out of beanie babies, coated in tinfoil, duct tape, and yogurt."

Yogurt? Yogurt? What are you, some kind of degenerate? You know it must be lined with pudding.

39 posted on 11/27/2001 12:15:13 PM PST by TheRealLobo
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To: WindMinstrel
Good post, and needed for some newcomers, both posters and readers.

I do have a question, why have you left your bird exposed? ;-)

40 posted on 11/27/2001 12:41:12 PM PST by katze
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To: TheRealLobo
the pudding/yogurt arguement has been going on as long as there have been tinfoil hats -- since the reign of emperor Sigismund, I believe. In fact, that arguement is the source of the phrase "not an iyogurt of difference"
41 posted on 11/28/2001 8:09:47 AM PST by WindMinstrel
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