[Cyber Liberty]

"I'm offended you don't have a horsewhip."

I'm offended that you did not offer the use of yours....

I'm offended you didn't remind to offer it.

Well, I'm offended that you required a reminder. I bet you forget your anniversary, too? Fess up!

[ST.LOUIE1]

"I'm offended you don't have a horsewhip."
I'm offended that you did not offer the use of yours....
I'm offended you didn't remind to offer it.

Well, I'm offended that you required a reminder. I bet you forget your anniversary, too? Fess up!

Nothin' to 'fess to. I'm single.

I'm offended you didn't know that.