[ST.LOUIE1]

I'm offended you don't have a horsewhip

I'm offended you presume I do not have one.
Now, if I may offend you - what side of the river are you on ?

I'm offended you wouldn't know.

The West side. Beautiful Missouri.

Wole lot of offendin' goin on around here.

I'm offended.

[Revelation 911]

after sleeping on it, Im still offended and doubly so, since you were so offended by my offensiveness