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Hey, guys and gals I consider the dollar a day club almost a free thing.

Could be that I have saved money since joining Free Republic.

The money I used to spend on medicines at Walgreen’s to quell my rage for radical liberals is now sent to you.

Professionally I would love to prescribe a big dose of FR for many different liberal maladies.

Some of these maladies are:

Deaniacs Disease – Frantically waving hands and arms while talking erratically through ones Anus.

McCaniacs Disease - A condition where a politician has two faces and a nose shaped like a Rhinoceros.

Kerry’s Form 180 Colonic Inertia - Identified by a big yellow extremely hard stool. Can be brought on by Kennedy’s Dyschezia.

Pelosie Fecal Incontinence Disorder - A condition where those listening to Nancy speak causes the loss of control over bowel movements. Can also be triggered in speech listeners by bad Deer in the lights face-lifts.

Murtha’s Madness - Known Symptoms - Diarrhea of the mouth caused by senility.

Kennedy’s Dyschezia - A condition where listening to Murdering Ted for more than a few seconds’ causes the inability to control the pelvic and anal muscles. Often identified with butt puckering.

Kennedy’s Dissociative Fugue – A disorder where a person has one or more episodes of sudden, unexpected, and purposeful travels in which he cannot remember under what bridge or stream he parked his secretary and car. Often takes on a new identity after sobering up as a liberal Senator.

Sheehan’s Paranoid Madness – The projection of ones own conflicts and hostilities onto others while wearing pink and living in a ditch.

Cynthia McKinney’s Disorder – Caused when commonly, overweight congress ladies act hysterical and conspicuously seek attention and behave dramatically. Emotions often seem exaggerated, childish, and contrived to evoke sympathy or attention from others. Can play Race Card in every situation and used same as Get Out Of Jail Free card recognized by all diviserfied liberal judges.

Hillary’s Personality Disorder – A condition where the individual’s personality is introverted, withdrawn, and solitary. The individual is emotionally cold and socially distant. Fantasizing about Vince Foster is a common coping mechanism.

Algoreism Personality – Symptoms are very complicated – Algoreism is a narcissistic personality where one has a sense of superiority and an exaggerated belief in their own value or importance. Often called grandiosity and identified in most of the current Democrat Leadership.

Proof positive that being a good steward of Free Republic saves money.