"I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk?"
"Well, when an adult male is chasing a female with intent to commit rape, I shoot the bastard. That's my policy."
"Well when I see five weirdos dressed in togas stabbing a man in the park in full view of a hundred people, I shoot the bastards, that's my policy!"
"That was a Shakespeare in the park production of 'Julius Caesar', you moron!'" -The Naked Gun
So far, you are in first place. Maybe it's just because of 11 Sep 2001, maybe not.
"Well, when an adult male is chasing a female with his pr*ck in one hand and a knife in the other, I shoot the bastard. That's my policy."
Of course, I could be wrong, but I like it...