Santa works one day a year.
Santa confines small unpaid Polar American servants to do his biding and tells them he is helping them.
Santa takes advantage of a rare species of draft animal to pull his load and allow those animals free reign on your property.
Santa wants small children to sit on his lap.
Santa makes promises to children he knows have little chance of being kept.
Santa sneaks into peoples houses and slinks into the children's rooms.
Santa claims that all the gifts under the tree each year are from him.
Maybe he is a Democrat.
Is it all really free?