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To: denydenydeny; Mr. K
Not sure I'll get the joke right, but I'll try.

Mr. H has problems in the bedroom, so after trying all the regular doctors he tries a witch doctor. The witch doctor mixes up a potion, does some chants and tells him when it is time to perform in bed , count “1,2,3”.

When you are done, and no longer than 4 hours, count “1,2,3,4” to stop the erection. But then you have to wait 12 hours before you can go at it again.

He quickly drives home, tells his wife that he is finally cured and to get into bed. His wife of course is also exited and hops into bed. The man splashes on some extra cologne, and then says “1,2,3”.

The wife hears and asks “Honey, what is the 1,2,3 for?”

So the rule is, don't end your sentences with a preposition,
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as it leaves you with a dangling participle.

192 posted on 12/07/2012 3:20:59 AM PST by 21twelve (So I [God] gave them over to their stubborn hearts to follow their own devices. Psalm 81:12)
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To: 21twelve

he he... you are a very cunning linguist, aren;t you


194 posted on 12/07/2012 11:01:33 AM PST by Mr. K (some days even my lucky rocketship underpants don't help...)
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