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BOB DOLE to LENO: "Osama wrote Clinton asking for a pardon..." [LIVE, if that can be said of Dole]
The Tonight Show [NBC] | December 12, 2001 | Bob Dole, paraphrased

Posted on 12/12/2001 8:34:04 PM PST by Silly

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To: Silly
[LIVE, if that can be said of Dole]

LOL!!!!

I like the guy. Very witty.

22 posted on 12/12/2001 9:20:20 PM PST by ST.LOUIE1
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To: Silly
OMG .. get out .. did he really say that ... fofl
23 posted on 12/12/2001 9:20:48 PM PST by Mo1
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To: Silly
That's almost to close to being true to be funny. I hope Leno laughed and laughed big.
25 posted on 12/12/2001 9:37:59 PM PST by Darlin'
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To: Silly
Too phunny!!!
26 posted on 12/12/2001 9:40:22 PM PST by Neets
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To: Mo1
Hi, Mo, Yep.... Dole can be really funny. His quick wit was hidden from us all during his political years!
27 posted on 12/12/2001 9:43:33 PM PST by celtic gal
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To: ST.LOUIE1
Howdy Louie. Last Saturday a cousin of Bob Dole was FReeping with us in Modesto.
28 posted on 12/12/2001 9:48:17 PM PST by Diver Dave
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To: Celtjew Libertarian
If he offered Clinton 72 virgins, he might also have had a chance.

I don't think Obubba Been Laiden goes for the virgin types, preferring quick action and sure things instead.

29 posted on 12/12/2001 9:48:22 PM PST by Moonman62
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To: Diver Dave
Howdy Louie.
Last Saturday a cousin of Bob Dole was FReeping with us in Modesto.

Hey Diver! Good to see ya.

Freepin' with a "cousin"....cool!

Who else besides a celebrity was with you?

30 posted on 12/12/2001 10:01:07 PM PST by ST.LOUIE1
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To: Silly
A person from Afghanistan is an Afghan

Oh my goodness...there's two of them in the living room right now!!!

Oh, wait...those are just the blankets we call Afghans.....

31 posted on 12/12/2001 10:04:33 PM PST by Tennessee_Bob
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To: College Repub
I remember one time a reporter asked Dole something like " Who is boss in your family?"

Dole said "I'm not sure, you'll have to ask Elizabeth"

It's too bad his humor escaped from him when he was running for president.

32 posted on 12/12/2001 10:05:02 PM PST by rainingred
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To: _Jim
Maybe they'll find Gore's lockbox in Tora Bora.
33 posted on 12/12/2001 10:29:19 PM PST by weikel
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To: _Jim
Gore isn't available for television. He is growing his regulation length Bin Laden beard. Mullah Ali'Gore-ah, as he now wishes to be called, is focused on his new career as a pilot. "Want to fly like bird," he says after his stint as a professor at Columbia. "No need to learn take-off or landing, just soar like bird and look at buildings." As to Florida, Mulllah Gore-ah says, "No big buildings," dismissing the importance of the state to his future plans.
34 posted on 12/12/2001 10:33:36 PM PST by jrlc
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To: JoeEveryman
Dole is hilarious! Why couldn't he be this way during his campaign? Oh well, we can enjoy him now. He ought to be a commentator.
35 posted on 12/12/2001 11:14:53 PM PST by The Kitten
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To: Silly
BIG Texas BUMP!
just being. . .MnM
:o)

36 posted on 12/13/2001 1:27:31 AM PST by MeekOneGOP
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To: wisdomreach
I was leafing through a magazine in the doctor's office one day..and saw this: It showed Lincoln sitting on the side of his bed..with his head in his head nursing a hangover. He responds to someone standing by and says..."I freed the WHAT?"
37 posted on 12/13/2001 1:36:25 AM PST by JessicaDragonet
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To: weikel
So that's what the Marines are keeping Johnny Taliban in!!!
38 posted on 12/13/2001 2:18:02 AM PST by GatorGirl
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To: Celtjew Libertarian
Ridicule is a powerful political tool. The Conservatives/Republicans have yet to fully understand its sway over the populace, particularly the Socialists among us.

Heroes like Secretary of Defense Rumsfeld use it somewhat unconsciously, and are as a result feared and respected by the Liberals.

Remember what by nature a democRAT is: a narcissistic, image-oriented sheeple influenced by groupthink, Hollywood, awed by celebrities, etc.). As such, a Socialist will shake and tremble at the thought of public humiliation.

Powerful phrases like "It's the economy, STUPID" tap directly into this rich vein of political persuasion.

The Freepers participation in "Sore/Loserman" similarly impacted America beyond all expectations for similar reasons.

Do not squander any opportunity to ridicule a democRAT or skewer Socialist philosophy - you will make a difference.

39 posted on 12/13/2001 2:44:05 AM PST by Stallone
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To: College Repub
I wonder if Dole has jokewriters or comes up with things himself

Dole has always been able to create funny material. He does not need joke writers. But many Joke writers have stolen Dole's material.

40 posted on 12/13/2001 3:18:29 AM PST by Common Tator
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