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The Chuck & Hillary Show(Caption This)
NY Times Magazine ^ | 12/16/01 | Frank Bruni

Posted on 12/15/2001 7:12:24 PM PST by finnman69



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Welcome to the Chuck & Hillary Show!
Hillary: Hey Chuck?
Chuck: Yes Hillary?
Hillary: Smell my finger?
1 posted on 12/15/2001 7:12:24 PM PST by finnman69
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Pull my finger.
2 posted on 12/15/2001 7:13:09 PM PST by anniegetyourgun
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I'm bigger than you are!!
Nyah Nyah, nyah nyah nyah!!!
3 posted on 12/15/2001 7:19:23 PM PST by magglepuss
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"This guy's almost as big a schmuck as I am!"
4 posted on 12/15/2001 7:21:01 PM PST by midwestmidnight
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Hillary:Now you better let me have some more of the limelight you FJB!
Chuck: You look so good in black and blue.

5 posted on 12/15/2001 7:23:16 PM PST by finnman69
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Doesn't Chuck look good in my black pant suit?
6 posted on 12/15/2001 7:27:34 PM PST by Jorge
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Chuck, (shaking finger) no, no, no! You know I'm a faithful married woman!
7 posted on 12/15/2001 7:30:08 PM PST by CometBaby
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"No,No,No,I only wash the pantsuit during election years!"
8 posted on 12/15/2001 7:34:40 PM PST by cardinal4
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I'm serious Chuckie. I actually plugged a hole in a dike with this finger.
9 posted on 12/15/2001 7:35:09 PM PST by jmp702
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"This fits in my butt, do you think it will in yours?"
10 posted on 12/15/2001 7:36:11 PM PST by outpost44
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Hillary: Loot at this guy, what a brown noser. Always sucking up on camera.
Chuck: I am such a ferret face..
11 posted on 12/15/2001 7:37:03 PM PST by finnman69
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HEY CHUCK, THIS IS HOW I MURDERD VINCE.
12 posted on 12/15/2001 7:37:49 PM PST by MAD-AS-HELL
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Hillary: And then I popped Vince Foster, BANG!
Chuck: Kewl!
13 posted on 12/15/2001 7:38:28 PM PST by finnman69
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Hillary: You're drooling again Chuck... Bet I can catch it on my finger.
14 posted on 12/15/2001 7:41:18 PM PST by Zon
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Hillary Thinking:"Hah,this schmuck thinks he will be my Treasury Secretary!"
15 posted on 12/15/2001 7:44:41 PM PST by cardinal4
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You, me, BOY did we screw them over or what!
The kicker is that they never noticed I wore the same black pants suit for 189 days in a row. Someday I will rule these morons!! You with me or what.
16 posted on 12/15/2001 7:55:07 PM PST by lizma
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Hitlery: "Hey, rat boy, where did you get that tie?"

Chuckie: "Your Chairman Mao suit smells like a skunk. I'll bet bin Laden's camel's ass smells better. Who do I have to kill in order to have that thing cleaned?"

Hitlery: "For the right price, Bill and I can have anybody killed. Cash only, pay up front."

17 posted on 12/15/2001 7:58:25 PM PST by Excuse_My_Bellicosity
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Hitlery: "Now, don't be making fun of my black suit."

Chuckie: "Fine. Your ass looks like 250 lbs. of chewed bubblegum. I heard that they had to install double-doors for your office because Capitol Security got tired of buttering your hips and using a battering ram every morning to get you in your office."

18 posted on 12/15/2001 8:04:09 PM PST by Excuse_My_Bellicosity
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There is only one way I can caption that:


19 posted on 12/15/2001 8:06:23 PM PST by MadEagle
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Yeah it's true Chuck, Bubbas tool is bent and only about this long!
20 posted on 12/15/2001 8:10:49 PM PST by arly
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