Top 15 way anger a Liberal

Rocky Mountian Rattlesnake Press ^ | 28/dec/01 | Darren Morrison

[randog]

Here's one that I actually do quite often, especially when I'm in the bay area in California: whenever I purchase something, I'll slide my NRA membership card across the counter and say, "Don't forget my NRA discount!". Their eyes get really wide like I just pulled a piece and told them to 'stick 'em up', then they just glare and get tight lipped, mumbling something about 'no such thing'. It's a hoot--try it sometime!

[USNBandit]

Suggest that the Constitution was really handed down to us by God, especially the Second Amendment.

[THX 1138]

Say to them, "Aren't you glad now that Bush won instead of Algore?"

[The Mayor]

Criticize the United Nations.
Support the Boy Scouts.
Have lots of children and encourage others to do the same.
Read your bible in public and pray in restaurants.
Refer to abortion as infanticide.
Put up an American flag in front of your house.
Teach your kids, morals and values. Including discipline.
Vote for someone with your values
Go to a Fundamental Bible believing church
Tell some one about Jesus and salvation.
Live the way the Bible teaches

I do eleven out of fifteen It's no wonder I lost the election, only Republicans,
Conservatives and Right to Lifers voted for me.

[exit82]

Shoot, now I know why liberals hate me so much.

My addition: "I believe Juanita Broadderick"

[Standing Wolf]

Exercise common sense, state your opinions rationally and back them up with facts, abide by the principles you claim to believe in, and never--ever!--vote for representatives of the Democratic (sic) party.

[The Mayor]

I should add, I live in Western New York.

[Valin]

Ask them if they have ever been wrong about anything of substance in the last 30yrs.

[markn]

I should add, I live in Western New York.

A voice crying in the wilderness. :)

[Concentrate]

Show them the anti-infadel, anti-Christian, anti-Jewish parts of the Koran.

[RepubMommy]

funny thread ping

[Shuhite]

hahaaaaaa! If I were a member of the NRA (I'm not at this point) that sounds like something I'd do... LOL I can only imagine the looks that people give you!

[markn]

Tell them that, despite the fact that there are peaceful Muslims, Islam is not a peaceful religion. *GASP*

[Libertarianize the GOP]

Occasionally I like the idea of angering liberals, especially if I know that they are hopeless; but I think it is of more value to try and help them to understand reality. It is possible, because once in while I accomplish it, to convert them to supporting conservative ideas.

[Uncle Miltie]

Thank Liberals for sending their kids to public schools. Our home- and private-schooled kids will need obedient if dull employees some day.

[TheErnFormerlyKnownAsBig]

remind them that Bill Clinton was lying, cheating, scumbag, rapist. Works everytime.

[Fiddlstix]

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[tbeatty]

0. Point out that President Bush won fair and square despite attempted cheating by Algore.

-1. Mention that Bill Clinton was impeached for lying under oath and asking others to lie under oath and it had nothing to do with getting Lewinsky's in the oval office.

[TheErnFormerlyKnownAsBig]

I love that one. It's perfect. Original ideas like that one are rare.