Top 15 way anger a Liberal

Rocky Mountian Rattlesnake Press ^ | 28/dec/01 | Darren Morrison

[RMrattlesnake]

Top 15 way anger a Liberal

15. Go hunting with your kids

14. Criticize the United Nations.

13. Support the Boy Scouts.

12. Have lots of children and encourage others to do the same.

11. Refer to homosexuals as sodomites.

10. Read your bible in public and pray in restaurants.

9. Refer to abortion as infanticide.

8. Put up an American flag in front of your house.

7. Teach your kids, morals and values. Including discipline.

6. Vote for someone with your values

5. Go to a Fundamental Bible believing church.

4. Home school your kids.

3. Tell some one about Jesus and salvation.

2. Buy a gun and some ammo.

1. Live the way the Bible teaches

[RMrattlesnake]

I have not yet put this in my newsletter becouse I thought the freepers could give me more ideas.

[cd jones]

Mention the greatness of Ronald Reagan

[RMrattlesnake]

Sorry about the error in the title. it should read

Top 15 ways to anger a liberal.

[mgc1122]

More suggestions.

-Question their authority.

- Make them prove every "fact" they present

- Dare to speak before legislative funding committees on the ignorance and arrogance infecting our universities.

[breakem]

When they offer to take the kids to an R rated movie, don't let yours go.

[RepubMommy]

16. Inform them that you will support the Jeb Bush/Katherine Harris presidential ticket in 2008.

[BUSHdude2000]

Great post.

[Nogbad]

16. Speak favourably of General Pinochet.

(I find that even offends some 'conservatives').

[RepubMommy]

- Make them prove every "fact" they present

LOL! To which this is more often then not followed by incoherent babble.

[Slyfox]

The definiton of a bigot is a conservative who is winning an argument with a liberal.

[I_Love_My_Husband]

Say you don't agree with bilingual education and make them PROVE how it helps.

[river rat]

Drive your big SUV into the forests - and set up a large camp with your family.
Light a big campfire
Build a large home from wood.
Eat red meat.
Smoke Cigars.
Shoot any bastard that breaks into your home.
Shoot any bastard that assaults you.
Shoot any bastard that attempts to light his shoe laces in the airplane.
Oh Hell -- just shoot bastards.
Semper Fi

[brazosrioman]

"the greatness of Ronald Reagan"? All you have to do is mention Ronald Reagan. ;-)

[Dan from Michigan]

To which this is more often then not followed by incoherent babble.

That's an understatement.

[cardinal4]

Show the "I did not have sexual relations with that woman"clip followed by W's swearing in.

[markn]

Mention that Bill Clinton was a failure.

[anniegetyourgun]

Let them know that you prefer to judge people by the content of their character rather than the color of their skin.

[markn]

Mention that "the bigger the better" doesn't apply to government.

[Rays_Dad]

Drive the largest vehicle with the biggest engine money can buy.

[markn]

Prepare for global cooling instead of global warming.