[river rat]

Drive your big SUV into the forests - and set up a large camp with your family.
Light a big campfire
Build a large home from wood.
Eat red meat.
Smoke Cigars.
Shoot any bastard that breaks into your home.
Shoot any bastard that assaults you.
Shoot any bastard that attempts to light his shoe laces in the airplane.
Oh Hell -- just shoot bastards.
Semper Fi

[Intimidator]

Drive your big SUV into the forests - and set up a large camp with your family. Light a big campfire Build a large home from wood. Eat red meat. Smoke Cigars. Shoot any bastard that breaks into your home. Shoot any bastard that assaults you. Shoot any bastard that attempts to light his shoe laces in the airplane. Oh Hell -- just shoot bastards.

LMAO-love it, especially the shooting bastards part. I got flamed for talking about shooting people that threatened my family on another thread earlier. The guy told me it wouldn't be self defense and I should get the chair if I did that. Imagine that.

[blackbart.223]

"Eat red meat, Smoke Cigars, Shoot any bastard that breaks into your home."

Those three are my favorites.

[mil-vet]

Oh Hell -- just shoot bastards.

Thanks for the laugh! BTW, I agree! LOL!

[drq]

"Shoot any bastard that breaks into your home.
Shoot any bastard that assaults you.
Shoot any bastard that attempts to light his shoe laces in the airplane.
Oh Hell -- just shoot bastards"

LOL