[RMrattlesnake]

I have not yet put this in my newsletter becouse I thought the freepers could give me more ideas.

[cd jones]

Mention the greatness of Ronald Reagan

[RMrattlesnake]

Sorry about the error in the title. it should read

Top 15 ways to anger a liberal.

[mgc1122]

More suggestions.

-Question their authority.

- Make them prove every "fact" they present

- Dare to speak before legislative funding committees on the ignorance and arrogance infecting our universities.

[breakem]

When they offer to take the kids to an R rated movie, don't let yours go.

[RepubMommy]

16. Inform them that you will support the Jeb Bush/Katherine Harris presidential ticket in 2008.

[Nogbad]

16. Speak favourably of General Pinochet.

(I find that even offends some 'conservatives').

[Slyfox]

The definiton of a bigot is a conservative who is winning an argument with a liberal.

[river rat]

Drive your big SUV into the forests - and set up a large camp with your family.
Light a big campfire
Build a large home from wood.
Eat red meat.
Smoke Cigars.
Shoot any bastard that breaks into your home.
Shoot any bastard that assaults you.
Shoot any bastard that attempts to light his shoe laces in the airplane.
Oh Hell -- just shoot bastards.
Semper Fi

[markn]

Mention that Bill Clinton was a failure.

[anniegetyourgun]

Let them know that you prefer to judge people by the content of their character rather than the color of their skin.

[markn]

Mention that "the bigger the better" doesn't apply to government.

[Rays_Dad]

Drive the largest vehicle with the biggest engine money can buy.

[markn]

Prepare for global cooling instead of global warming.

[randog]

Here's one that I actually do quite often, especially when I'm in the bay area in California: whenever I purchase something, I'll slide my NRA membership card across the counter and say, "Don't forget my NRA discount!". Their eyes get really wide like I just pulled a piece and told them to 'stick 'em up', then they just glare and get tight lipped, mumbling something about 'no such thing'. It's a hoot--try it sometime!

[USNBandit]

Suggest that the Constitution was really handed down to us by God, especially the Second Amendment.

[THX 1138]

Say to them, "Aren't you glad now that Bush won instead of Algore?"

[The Mayor]

Criticize the United Nations.
Support the Boy Scouts.
Have lots of children and encourage others to do the same.
Read your bible in public and pray in restaurants.
Refer to abortion as infanticide.
Put up an American flag in front of your house.
Teach your kids, morals and values. Including discipline.
Vote for someone with your values
Go to a Fundamental Bible believing church
Tell some one about Jesus and salvation.
Live the way the Bible teaches

I do eleven out of fifteen It's no wonder I lost the election, only Republicans,
Conservatives and Right to Lifers voted for me.

[exit82]

Shoot, now I know why liberals hate me so much.

My addition: "I believe Juanita Broadderick"

[Standing Wolf]

Exercise common sense, state your opinions rationally and back them up with facts, abide by the principles you claim to believe in, and never--ever!--vote for representatives of the Democratic (sic) party.

[Valin]

Ask them if they have ever been wrong about anything of substance in the last 30yrs.