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THIS would be a very interesting result: Roscoe Pondexter? I am prepared to be disappointed, but if it is true, Roscoe is a very very interesting guy.

[Roscoe]

Then mighty Roscoe's cult arose
    (as every SPACEWARP reader knows)
Interpreted by deacons three:
    Rick Sneary, Edmund Cox and me.
The moral of this history, fan
    Is: cults ain't founded by one slan;
Attempts by two make fandom nod,
    For only t'ree can make a ghod.