[SerpentDove]

Oh no! Now where am I going to go to buy a plastic liquor decanter with a cute little drunk guy holding onto a lamp post, which plays "How Dry I Am" when you pour from it?

[Petronski]

Oh no! Now where am I going to go to buy a plastic liquor decanter with a cute little drunk guy holding onto a lamp post, which plays "How Dry I Am" when you pour from it?

What about sad clown paintings or 'real-woodgrain' fiberboard bookshelves? Thank God we still have Home Shopping Network to supply all of our rhinestone and Technibond jewelry needs.