It's illegal to have sex in anything other than the missioanary position in several states and, here in Maryland, "oral sodomy" is still on the books. You ok with that?? See, just because it's a law - doesn't make it moral....
And, if I read an article about them hauling you off to jail with your pants around your knees, we'll say "Oh well, he gambled and lost".
Still think I'd rather have a mechanic who just had a b*** ***, as opposed to one who had just smoked a "fat" one, working on my plane. Your life,your call.