[Dane]

As far as I know, Hitler never smoked pot

Actually Hitler had more in common with Carl Sagan, IMHO. He was a tee totaler and a vegetarian. Carl Sagan was a big animal rights whacko, so I am surmising he was also a vegetarian.

[Dakmar]

Does Hitler ever shoot up on the sidewalk in front of your house?

[scottiewottie]

So did our vegetarian Hilter do his best work under the influence of alcohol?