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Urban Legend Haiku
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Posted on 01/17/2002 4:50:52 AM PST by LN2Campy

Haiku...Urban Legends -- two intermittently occuring topics on this esteemed forum. Why not combine them??

What's this on mirror?
"WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF AIDS!"
One night stand of DEATH!!

It's strange to awaken
In a bathtub full of ice.
HEY - where's my kidney!?!

"Speed trap" I flash them
As a helpful motorist
Only to get shot!!

OK, folks, knock yourselves out!!


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To: Ratatoskr
The sky is falling
Software must be updated
Damn that Y2K
61 posted on 01/17/2002 6:43:12 AM PST by Rebelbase
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To: LN2Campy
An urban legend
summarized in a haiku
oh please make it stop
62 posted on 01/17/2002 6:50:17 AM PST by ctdonath2
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To: jim997
Even though he's gone
We rememember his "high-jinks"
Lawn Chair Larry flies

OK...like you said...it's not an urban legend, but a lot of people thought it was

63 posted on 01/17/2002 6:50:49 AM PST by B Knotts
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To: B Knotts
Like urban legend
but too strange to not be true
why are not the rest?
64 posted on 01/17/2002 6:54:06 AM PST by ctdonath2
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To: LN2Campy
Crocs in the sewer
Grown up from pet store babies
From toilet bite butt
65 posted on 01/17/2002 6:56:29 AM PST by Slicksadick
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To: Slicksadick
Osama lives here,
And works at a McDonalds.
You want fries with that?
66 posted on 01/17/2002 7:00:37 AM PST by gridlock
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To: Rebelbase
A car streaks with flame
Across the barren desert
It will end badly.
67 posted on 01/17/2002 7:05:32 AM PST by gridlock
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To: LN2Campy
How was I to know,
The gang initiation:
"Kill those who flash lights"?
68 posted on 01/17/2002 7:07:26 AM PST by gridlock
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To: gridlock
Nostradamus knew
Of September Eleven
Many years ago
69 posted on 01/17/2002 7:08:12 AM PST by Freemyland
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To: Freemyland
How embarrassing
To tell the entire classroom
It's really salty
70 posted on 01/17/2002 7:10:19 AM PST by Freemyland
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To: gridlock
Finger in my fries
A happy meal it wasn't
Secret sauce is vile
71 posted on 01/17/2002 7:10:23 AM PST by Slicksadick
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To: LN2Campy
Poor poor Richard Gere
An animal lover who
once owned a gerbil
72 posted on 01/17/2002 7:12:56 AM PST by Freemyland
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Ann Coulter is a BABE!
Analyze the chromosomes
She once was a man!!
73 posted on 01/17/2002 7:17:43 AM PST by LN2Campy
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To: CheneyChick;LN2Campy
Urban-Haiku
=========

As Doberman chokes,
Real Elvis is seen, while fat
Roach hides in her Hair

-bwteim



74 posted on 01/17/2002 7:18:10 AM PST by bwteim
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To: LN2Campy
Video from home
Who's that chick pulling a train?
"I want a divorce!!"
75 posted on 01/17/2002 7:19:59 AM PST by LN2Campy
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To: bwteim
Bottle of peroxide
Empty in the kitchen sink
Blondes do have more fun

Cheers! CC :)

76 posted on 01/17/2002 7:22:29 AM PST by CheneyChick
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To: innocentbystander
oops, s/b proxide (I still can't count...)

oh well.

77 posted on 01/17/2002 7:24:11 AM PST by CheneyChick
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To: gridlock
"Ah, my new JATO"
3-2-1 bang "Whoa, Whoa, Whoa!"
"Oh, sh_t i'm fly.." SPLAT!
78 posted on 01/17/2002 7:30:14 AM PST by Rebelbase
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To: Slicksadick
LOL!!!!!
79 posted on 01/17/2002 7:32:16 AM PST by Rebelbase
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To: Rebelbase
Abbey road album
Walking in crosswalk, no shoes?
Pauls not really dead
80 posted on 01/17/2002 7:42:27 AM PST by Slicksadick
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