[Xenalyte]

Apropos of pirate naming (mine is Red Morgan Flint), if you like a good swashbuckling read, check out The Pyrates by George MacDonald Frazer (author of the inimitable Flashman series).

I was hooked when I picked it up at the bookstore, opened it at random, and found my eyes on the following sentence:

"Aaargh," said the captain thoughtfully.

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

""Aaargh," said the captain thoughtfully"

Oh my stars! You owe me a new keyboard. This one has nasally ejected tea all over it!
Thanks for the best laugh I've had all day!
Aaarrh!