Maybe tinfoil pants would work. ;^)
You can buy your tin foil hats here, including this heavy-duty model
and this one for your dog
There are also instructions for making your own, and lots of other good info.
Too much tinfiol is just enough...
Maybe tinfoil pants would work. ;^)
Nope. If I remember my anatomy studies correctly, a suppository *might* do the job.
But even then, I'd be wary.