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Posted on 01/29/2002 10:45:19 AM PST by scouse
Telepathic Football Threatens Chilean Teens
VILLA SAN RAFAEL, Chile (Wireless Flash) -- Forget Bigfoot or the Mothman. The newest paranormal creature is a four-legged football.
Believe it or not, a creature matching that exact description has been sighted threatening teenagers in Villa San Rafael, Chile.
Researchers at the Calama UFO Center in Chile claim the mysterious menace has wings, a face like a large bulldog and is "shaped like a rugby football with legs."
Paranormal researcher Dr. Virgilio Sanchez-Ocejo isn't sure if the creature is one of those goat-sucking chupacabras, but admits both animals telepathically communicate with humans.
The winged football is just one of hundreds of strange creatures that have been terrorizing Chile since 1999 and Dr. Sanchez-Ocejo suspects the mysterious beings are entering Chile through a dimensional doorway.
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To: habs4ever;palo verde;westmex
LOL love_supreme Bravo!
To: palo verde
Collapsed laughing. Stop..
To: palo verde;grlfrnd
Palo is going for a double vanilla shake, fries and a double cheeseburger. How she expects to be in the ballet is a big mystery to me!
To: habs4ever
Do you like abstract art? :)
To: palo verde
Dear, dear palo: Thanks for the "ping." I think I get it now! It's great to see so many old friends, makes a person feel very welcomed! I will be checking in on this thread from time to time to say hello, how are you all. Love you too, sweetie!
Arlene aka IMFSY
To: habs4ever
Habs
You have a girl now? awww!
anyone we *know*?
Inquiring minds wanna know!
Ok, well, I just spent the last 20 mins.
trying to enrich my landlord who is charging
an extra $2 for laundry cards now
it pisses me off, but what can you do?
Then, because my building is nothing but illegals on welfare
The machine only takes $5 bills...more aggro
Grumble grumble........
Well I'm ready to go and try to cleeean :)
To: GoodyBrown
Mistress good Wench...the MSN isn't working well at all.I don't know what to do, and can't reply at all.I tried multiple names, such as Kind of blue, So What, all my fave Montreal Canadien hockey players, and they were taken.Some chump even took my nickname off Morpheus!! So alas, Love Supreme was even taken.I had to modify it.
Yes, i do like some abstract art.German expressionists mostly.
To: habs4ever
hi habs, why are you trying MSN IM? Isn't Yahoo good enough? I got MSN IM to talk to palo before we all went to Yahoo..
To: habs4ever;westmex;palo verde
It's my fault entirely, I'm afraid. Westmex can you help him? I've sent several mal mots into nothingness and poor habs is lost in MSNuts
To: GoodyBrown
Is his nick there what palo said? I can try to get on with him, if he wants....
To: habs4ever
Good night all... I've written to Mr Calabash wherever he is.. and now it's time for bed... More company arriving tomorrow... I'll try and keep caught up with you all, but it might be hopeless...
Please tell my Capt'n that I'm still around and am practicing my spitting... Also tell him I'll keep the cabin as clean as I can.. and will read my book and wash my hair at least once a week.
Palo, please try and keep the old goat on the straight and narrow for me? I'm giving you a lot of leeway here...as you have a very good idea how he is...
Habs, please try to behave....we have work to do....places to go, people to meet....
To: GoodyBrown
Tried to send you IM. it won't go through..maybe MSN has a problem
To: grannie9
G'night grannie. Have a good time; practice spitting and know AC's black heart beats just for thee.
To: westmex
Hi Charlie ~ I put you on my little list:)
To: westmex
Hang on a sec
To: all
Well more good news. I'm working on my Democratic grandmother towards going to the right. I just need to find the station in LA that Mike Savage is on. I know she'd really enjoy him. The magic words? Illegal immigration!
To: westmex
LOL I forgot to push "send". My apologies.
To: grlfrnd
She may also like Hugh Hewitt too in LA, he's in KRLA 870.
To: grlfrnd
Lucky you. My whole family is democrat. When does your boyfriend come to the US? Might you not enjoy England? It is lovely...
To: habs4ever
Alas, Goliath beat David. A neo-Biblical story
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