(It's Not About His Personal Sex Life) CLINTON'S SEVENTY TWO VIOLATIONS OF THE UNITED STATES CODE

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[knarf]

Thaaaaaaaank YEW!

[greydog]

Is THAT all you could come up with???

[spycatcher]

Which ones has Terry McAuliffe violated?

[greydog]

(Poast Skript)

Us Freepers must need mo edumacation

[let freedom sing]

Yeah-- but can you make it stick?

[libsrscum]

Only 72??!! Surely there must be more than that, Doug! Keep looking!

[Slyfox]

SLYFOX'S CLINTON CRIME LIST

Lying Under Oath as President - 2 times
Lying Under Oath as Governor - 5 times
Lying Under Oath as Attorney General
Lying Under Oath in a Deposition
Lying Under Oath to a Grand Jury
Lying Under Oath as a Lawyer
Abuse of Power
Obstruction of Justice
Deriliction of Duty
Bribe Solicitation
Taking Bribes
Bribery of Cabinent Members
Bribery of State Officials
Treason
Corruption
Coersion
Graft
False Swearing
Malfeasance of Office
Perjury
Subornation of Perjury
Criminal Trespass
Witness Intimidation
Witness Tampering
Jury Tampering
Ethics Violations
Intentional Interference in the Administration of Justice
Misrepresentation
Civil Contempt of Court
Criminal Contempt of Court
Contempt of Congress
Contempt of the American People
High Crimes
Misdemeanors
Deception
Conspiracy
False Testimony
Factually False Testimony
Misconduct
Serious Misconduct
Professional Misconduct
Notorious Misconduct
Obstruction of the Judicial Process
Recklessness
Grand Larceny
Extortion
Blackmail
Substance Abuse
Evidence Suppression
Accessory to Criminal Libel
Illegal Foriegn Campaign Funding
Aiding and Abetting Espionage
Aiding and Abetting Foriegn Dictators
Aiding and Abetting Terrorists and Terrorist Organizations
Aiding and Abetting Arsonists
Providing Material Support to Terrorists
Engaging in Transactions with Terrorists
Improper Exports of Sensitve Technology
Attempted Intimidation of Prosecutors
Destruction of Business Records with Intent to Defraud
Failure to Investigate Drug Trafficking
Real Estate Fraud
Criminalizing Frauds on Financial Institutions
Use of State Police for Personal Purposes
Illegal Loan Extraction
False Reports by Medical Examiners and Others Investigating Suspicious Deaths
Improper Futures Trading
Illegal Use of the Executive Branch
Character Defamation
Voter Fraud
Racketeering
Destruction of Evidence
Political Espionage
Money Laundering
Criminal Negligence
RICO Conspiracy
Misuse of Government Files
Desecration of Federal Ethics Laws
Judicial Intimidation
Conflict of Interests
Illegal Campaign Activity
Misuse of Corporate Assets
Ordering Politically Motivated Audits
Ordering Politically Motivated Investigations
Timing of War Influenced by Political Considerations
Misapplying Funds
Conspiracy to Defraud the Federal Government
Criminal Violation of the Privacy Act
Conspiracy to Conceal
Evisceration of the Right to Habeas Corpus
Misuse of Taxpayer Funds
Interfering with a Court Order
Theft of Government Property
Abuse of Taxpayer Financed Travel
Anti-American Espionage
Jeopardizing National Security
Aiding and Abetting Drug Traffic
Aiding and Abetting Organized Crime
Aiding and Abetting Terrorism
Murder by Accessory by Witness Tampering
Murder by Accessory by Forgery
Solicitation to commit murder by accessory
Foreign Influence Peddling
Regular Influence Peddling
Corrupting Public Discourse
Providing False and Misleading Testimony
Interferring with a Custody Case
Kidnapping by Accessory
Child Endangerment
Sexual Harassment
Indecent Exposure
Indecent Assault
Sexual Abuse of Employees
Lewd and Lascivious Conduct
Exchange of Promotions or Benefits for Sexual Favors
Sexual Assault
Statutory Rape
Intent to Rape
Rape
Unlawful Sexual Activity with a Minor
Consensual Digital Penetration
Contributing to the Delinquincy of a Minor
Unfit to hold a law license
Conduct Unbecoming a President
Squandering the Public Trust

(126 crimes - so far)

[doug from upland]

Apparently it is an old list.

[TLBSHOW]

bump

[libsrscum]

"Apparently it is an old list."

Yes, Doug... an oldie but a goodie!! Thanks for the list!

[libsrscum]

Sly, your list (or Doug's) should be posted (ala Martin Luther) on the door of the klinton library.

And on his tombstone when that day comes...

[greydog]

I'll give you Three seconds, exactly F*&^%^g Three seconds, to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face or I will gouge out you eyeballs and SkullF&^K you.

In other words there has to be more.

A friendly sarcastic bump

[doug from upland]

Good screen name.

[Slyfox]

Whew, you almost had me there! It's amazing but it started around impeachment. I keep bumping into more and more Clinton crimes. And there is no end in sight. I wish to thank Doug because I think I can add a few more to my list.

Just think, if he were to get JUST 6 months for each crime he'd be in the slammer for life.

[RaceBannon]

I'm sure now that we have a Republican in office, and a Republican Attorney General, these things will be looked into pronto!!

[DTwistedSisterS]

O realllyyyy.......

[Pagey]

That is just Wonderful!Thank you!Now I can cite the code for each "Violation" that my Lib Co-Workers have made excuses for,(Big Denial in my Office)for years.You are GOOD,and I thought the 'Tommy D. to his room' was all time.Thank You again.

[doug from upland]

Glad you got to see the Tommy Daschle get slapped.

Besides this list, your friends might want to see THIS STORY ABOUT SEXUAL ASSAULTS

[doug from upland]

Also remember that Bill Clinton created a hostile work environment. It was in the workplace, with an underling, during business hours when he was playing cigar games.

Unbelievably, Monica was given TOP SECRET clearance at the Pentagon -- something most generals don't even have. How could she get that when he spinners were talking about her being a stalker? A stalker with TOP SECRET clearance? Someone should have gone to prison for that.