[michaelje]

Apu and Homer travel to India to meet the CEO of Quickie Mart. CEO: You may ask me three question.

Apu: Thats great cause I only have one.

Homer: Are you REALLY the head of the quickie mart?

CEO: Yes

Homer: Really ?

CEO: Yes

Homer: You?

CEO: Thank you come again.

There is no doubt in my mind that Homer is a brilliant man.

[stainlessbanner]

A true display of the socratic method....