Actually Poobah, I think that B Man and Co. are on to something here. Through my research, I have discovered that the Law of Gravity was actually never passed by the Congress of the United States or any legislative body. I am therefore going to ignore it.
Be seeing you.
A lot of folks with names suspiciously similar to banned tinfoilers have shown up in the past week.
Just a co-inky-dink, I guess.