Merry Christmas.
*sputtering with trying to laugh quietly* heheheheh
In their dreams unless they learned it from parents. This type of behavior is often vigorously defended when confronted, but at the same time, usually making an effort to keep hidden from family, neighbors and work associates.
I had misgivings when I first heard the father heard the alarm, saw an open door..AND WENT BACK TO SLEEP? Not in my house. My husband would have checked everyone and gone outside to check too.