A man and his bride honeymoon in the Caribbean. Each day he is seen by the hotel staff casting his line from the shore while his wife is nowhere to be seen. The hotel staff inquire why he isn't spending "time" with her. "She's got gonorrhea", he responds. "Then why not conjugate orally?", a member of the hotel staff asks. "because she also has pyorrhea", the groom reluctantly explains. "Then why did you marry her?", they all ask. "Well", said the fisherman, "she's got worms and I love to fish"
My apologies to all