STRANGE THINGS ARE HAPPENING

1 FELLOW FREEPER | 3/4/2002 | 1 FELLOW FREEPER

[Eagle Eye]

What's phase II?

[r9etb]

Sounds like you have problems with underpants gnomes

See, your problem is that you wear underpants on your feet -- or maybe you wear a matched set of underpants every day. Either way......

[Khepera]

Those people who come on this thread asking stupid questions like "Who is They" are them. It's them who are they as I recognize their style.

[Ken H]

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking.

[RGSpincich]

"They" convinced two Amish dudes to confess to stealing ...cow magnets.

[brewcrew]

Could it be Satan?

More precisely, "Could it be, oh I don't know, maybe Satan?

[general_re]

All I know is that "they" better keep their damn hands off my "chick magnet" - it's mine! Mine! "They" can't have it!

[yournamehere]

I see something strange near the sun....

I see it too. After staring at it for a while, I'm seeing strange black dots everywhere I look. I think it's "Them".

[general_re]

Phew - what happened last night? I was browsing through FR, when all of a sudden, everything went black. I don't remember a thing, but I woke up this morning out on the front lawn, lying on a pile of unmatched socks...

[Dog Gone]

[SamAdams76]

Not only that but "they" predicted snow and cold all winter that never came and now "they" are saying we are having a drought and global warming.

[1 FELLOW FREEPER]

I had no idea how many 4th graders play at FR. This stuff has all been in the news, and on FR as well.

[woofie]

Not only that:

Evil mum fed baby to rats

By JOHN ASKILL

A CRUEL mum tortured her baby by forcing her pet rats to EAT him. The tot was left in agony as the rodents were held to his face and hands — then tormented into gnawing his flesh.

Horrified doctors found the 14-month-old covered in crescent-shaped bite marks, a court heard.

His mum — who had five white rats — was furious at being left to look after the baby while her lover went on holiday.

Yesterday she showed no emotion as she was jailed for five years.

The baby’s grandparents wept at Lincoln Crown Court.

The mum, 21, who cannot be named to protect the baby’s identity, denied GBH with intent.

She claimed she found her tiny son bloodied in his bed at Sutton Bridge, Lincs — telling a jury: “I cried and just freaked out”.

But she was convicted of the horror after an RSPCA expert said: “The rats must have been placed or put in a position contacting the upper part of the child’s body.”

He added that the rats would also have had to be in pain to bite.

The tot — also suffering from neglect when rushed to hospital — will be scarred for life.

A consultant said the boy, now adopted, suffered a “protracted and savage biting by an animal”.

Judge Michael Heath told the mum: “This was a bizarre and cruel act”.

[ken in texas]

Are you sure you're logged on?

[1 FELLOW FREEPER]

"They" refers to six states in the US and several others are drafting similar legislation. I chose to answer you as you were not purile and obnoxious.

[Lazamataz]

STRANGE THINGS ARE HAPPENING

I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN

[1 FELLOW FREEPER]

Mother should get life with rats- no parole.