STRANGE THINGS ARE HAPPENING

1 FELLOW FREEPER | 3/4/2002 | 1 FELLOW FREEPER

[1 FELLOW FREEPER]

Strange things are happening. Seems that in the last few days,all reason and logic have abandoned us. Let us look at three examples: 1) A group of high school kids are kicked out of school for throwing a cream pie. The administrators also castigated and villified the parents of these vicious teenagers. WHY? HOW?? WHO?? 2)They are feverishly passing rape laws for married couples(in order to put more husbands in jail) all over the country. Any astute feminist will tell you that all men are rapists anyway, and now they will get what they deserve!! 3) A 7 year old is being prosecuted for pulling a toy gun on his friend. The ever vigilant DA has told us that this little monster must go to reform school, so he can learn how to use a REAL gun..... Strange days indeed......most peculiar momma!!!!

[Xenalyte]

Sing along!

[Brett66]

[woofie]

What's Happenin?

[FReethesheeples]

If Bush were not President, I would feel a revolution (against meddling PC types in "authority") coming on.

Perhaps I should anyway, since political Free Speech & the First Amendment is now being severely abridged and heavily regulated with CFR.

[jrg]

Throw out all your left over singles. Go out and buy 2 dozen socks of all same kind. If "they" steal one of a pair, you'll still have many other matching socks.
I've solved this problem long ago. All my socks are white tube socks, all alike. I wear boots, so nobody ever sees the socks.....Works like a champ. I never have to turn on a light to see if I've got navy blue or black, never have to worry about matching them up. Haven't noticed a loss in the ranks, though. I guess that when I took this solution, "THEY" gave up on me and moved on to someone else.

[tomkat]

these are the threads that make life worthwhile

my compliments on your paranoia !

[Fintan]

Geez, I haven't seen Toonces in a long time...

[Cyber Liberty]

If you want responses that are not purile and obnoxious, then don't post stupid threads.

It's really that simple.

Meanwhile, back on the ranch, I'm watching moose eat cheese.

[1 FELLOW FREEPER]

I guess moose and cheese are as far as you can reach. Nothing here that has not been in the news, or not posted on FR.

[slimer]

STRANGE THINGS ARE HAPPENING

[Neets]

Not again??????????????? Another day passes where something happens???

[1 FELLOW FREEPER]

This, of course, was the whole point of the statement. I made an attempt at some wry humor, but moose and cheese seem to dominate the discussion.......maybe we ARE doomed!!ROTF.

[editor-surveyor]

Who is "they"?

The socialist tyrants that control every state legislature in this once free, Christian nation.

[Cyber Liberty]

"I guess moose and cheese are as far as you can reach."

Correction, ye who attacks ad hominem those who suggest your post is silly. I choose to merely reach cheese and moose at this time. When challenged, I always reach further, but when you set such a low bar, I will argue down to your level. Why bother to do better?

[Cyber Liberty]

I know...it just never ends, does it?

[ctdonath2]

Part of growing up involves realizing what is actually going on. While these "strange things" may be unique events, equally bizzare things have happened at about the same rate for all of history.

Humans are, on the whole, hysterical. Nonetheless, each person is shocked when they realize this fact.

[kidd]

And...

The Patriots won the Super Bowl

Strange days indeed!

[1 FELLOW FREEPER]

I could never reach that low, unless YOU are willing to tutor.....

[1 FELLOW FREEPER]

Vegas oddsmakers still crying in beer.....details at 11.

[Cyber Liberty]

Oh, you SO injure me.

Buh-bye, clymer. I have completely run out of use for you.