[Buckeroo]

Hey pal! If I were you, I would start brushing up on Spanish as a first language. You might want to consider Iraqi and Chinese (Cantonese or Mandarian, perhaps?) as a possible third and fourth as this House bill is not confined to just Mexico.

Think about all your new friends that will get to vote along side with you .... reading their Democratic cheat notes to punch out chads .... they don't even know how to read or write!

[Cultural Jihad]

There will be a self-disembowelment ceremony
tomorrow night at 7PM at the Libertarian Civic Auditorium.
All participants are asked to bring your own body bag.