How Females Choose Their Mates

Scientific American ^ | March 2002 | by Lee Alan Dugatkin and Jean-Guy J. Godin

[strela]

LOL ... the Diablo is so "new money" though. Heck, my bank manager's kid probably drives one.

[weikel]

All the good looking girls at my school had plenty of experience( mainly with the football team) by Juniour year. Remember im just a sophomore in College it may have been diffrent when you went to High School.

[Rudder]

Now that's a hot-looking car! What is it...a Ferrari, perhaps? I want one.

According to the article, women would want to mate with this car.

[weikel]

I believe I mentioned "if they don't like you".

[strela]

On the other hand, the Diablo IS hot.

[eric_da_grate]

There is another problem today if you come on strong and they don't like you you could get in trouble for "sexual harassment".

There's truth to that, but a man who gets accused of sexual harrassment is usually the kinda guy who's not well schooled in social graces....A woman usually lets you slide on the first and second offense....You can doubt her first rejection and she'll expect that....But, if you persist after the 2nd request, you're now an official "pain in the a$$"....It's best to know when to let go....Thank God my "social brakes" don't need adjusting...LOL.

[StockAyatollah]

The article says that women like "flaymboyant" men. So I guess you ladies all think your fantasy man is Liberace!

[strela]

A Lamborghini Countach - older car (as mackattack correctly pointed out), but I wouldn't spit in your face if you handed me the keys to it.

[Soul Citizen]

bump

[eric_da_grate]

Look, I told you, its only sexual harrassment if we dont find you attractive. Otherwise, it's just flirting! Ha!

AN HONEST WOMAN!....LMFAO!!

[weikel]

You know im told they like the football players the greater strength leads to ah faster and more powerful pelvic thrust.

[weikel]

The one im living with next year is honest.

[GrandMoM]

bump

[Dumb_Ox]

As it turns out, the long-tailed males are infected with fewer bloodsucking mites than their short-tailed counterparts.

Isn't that how it always turns out? Other guys get all the luck, and I get all the bloodsucking mites.

[Jeff Gordon]

( think trophy wife screwing the gardener).

That reminds me of review of D. H. Lawrence's Lady Chatterly's Lover which appeared in the November 1959 issue of Field and Stream:

This fictional account of the day-by-day life of an English gamekeeper is still of considerable interest to outdoor-minded readers, as it contains many passages on pheasant raising, the apprehending of poachers, ways to control vermin, and other chores and duties of the professional gamekeeper. Unfortunately, one is obliged to wade through many pages of extraneous material in order to discover and savor these sidelights on the management of a Midlands shooting estate, and in this reviewer's opinion this book cannot take the place of J.R. Miller's Practical Gamekeeping. It is evident to me that the reviewer lacked comprehension of the primary occupation of the gamekeeper... A cursory review of the subject report leads me to conclude that its authors likewise, lack comprehension in the manner of-accomplishing Research and Development. Therefore, I believe no useful purpose would be served by detailed comments on my part.

[Congressman Billybob]

Your question about the "law pulling you over" answers itself. To wit:

My Close Personal Assistant, Felicity Fahrquar, has red hair, and drives a T-top delSol (which I got her for a birthday present) with a plate that says REDHOTRED. The "law" shows a particular interest in her, too, when she's driving alone.

When you get pulled over, do you get a ticket? Or, an inspection?

Ciao.

Congressman Billybob

"Approaching the Heliopause from 1776"

[babaloo999]

We just stand by without saying anything when women we know choose the worse guy possible and the right guy is just down the hall and we know who he is. It happens every day.

As if that would change their mind. SMHID