[Drango]

It says:

May the PROPHET be with you and yours. May you always be safe and may the rains be plentiful. May danger be far from your door.
Trust in him and always follow the laws and you will have peace. Treat others well. A moose bit my sister and he became as unto cheese. The PROPHET says so and woe unto any non-believers.

[Bump in the night]

A moose bit my sister and he became as unto cheese.

They have cheese/moose threads in Pakistan too????