Actually, with garlic salt, fat free mayo, loads of onions, and guacamole, a veggie burger is actually pretty good. For a time after 1991 I did not even eat fish. Then I started with shark because I figured that he'd eat me so screw 'em. Then I started eating salmon because it is good for your heart (I'm 53 -- my dad died at 56). Then I figured it was okay for me to eat fish because they spend all day eating each other anyway. Still, no meat or chicken since 1991. The only thing I miss is gravy, so I put mushroom soup on mashed potatoes. That works.