Posted on 03/22/2002 11:08:33 AM PST by chance33_98
Everybody run!
The Homecoming Queen's gotta gun!!
Everybody run!
The Homecoming Queen has got a gun!!
Because I'm blond, I don't have to think
I talk like a baby and I never pay for drinks
Don't have to worry about gettin' a man
If I keep this blond and I keep these tan
Cause I'm a blond, yeah yeah yeah
Cause I'm a blond, yeah yeah yeah
I see people working, it just makes me giggle
Cause I don't have to work, I just have to jiggle
Cause I'm blond, B-L-O-N-D
Cause I'm a blond, don't you wish you were me?
I never learned to read and I never learned to cook
Why should I bother when I look like I look?
I know lots of people are smarter than me
But I have this philosophy: SO WHAT?! *giggles*
Cause I'm a blond, yeah yeah yeah
I see girls without dates and I feel so sorry for 'em
Cause whenever I'm around, all the men ignore 'em
Cause I'm blond, nyah nyah nyah
Cause I'm a blond, nyah nyah nyah
They say to make it you need talent and ambition
Well I got a TV show, and this was my audition:
Umm, okay, what was it?
Okay, um, don't tell me... oh yeah, okay,
DUCK, MAGNUM, DUCK!
Cause I'm a blond, yeah yeah yeah
Cause I'm a blond, yeah yeah yeah
I took an IQ test and I flunked it of course
I can't spell VW but I got a Porsche
Cause I'm a blond, B-L-I-N-D
Cause I'm a blond, don't you wish you were me?
I just wanna say that being chosen as this month's Miss August
Is like a compliment I'll remember for as long as I can.
Right now I'm a freshman in my 4th year at UCLA,
But my goal is to become a veterinarian cause I love children.
Cause I'm a blond, yeah yeah yeah
Cause we're a blond, yeah yeah yeah
Girls think I'm snotty and maybe it's true
With my hair and body, you would be too!
Cause I'm a blond, B-L... I don't know!
Cause I'm a blond, yeah yeah yeah
Cause I'm a blond, yeah yeah yeah
Cause I'm a blond, yeah yeah yeah!
(Paging Joel and Ethan Coen . . .)
Hmmm,just think,she could've gone to Washington D.C.,Worked for a Congressman,Worked at the Bureau of Prisons and Disappeared.I'm wondering which is the more positive action.Her going to Jail or her not Going to D.C.? </Sarcasm------- Murder.Dismemberment.Tossing it along the road.Digging a hole on her parents property.What is wrong w/ these people?I refuse to believe it's hereditary,it just can't be.
Only if you are speaking in Ebonics.
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