This is my personal favorite.
[flash forward a year.....] "Ms. Madison, congratulations on your court victory. Here's your reparations check of $10,000. The rest of the billions will go to the Jackson Uplift My Account Society."
Ms. Madison replies [insert shriveled old crone voice here] "Why.........thank you, sonny. Victory is sw.......swe.....................aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh whump!!!!"