DFU SONG: Rag Doll (news slut -- Amanpour with Arafat) 3-29-02

DFU SONG PARODIES ^ | 3-2002 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

[doug from upland]

MIDI - RAG DOLL

New-ew-ew-ews slut…you've got to have respect for me
New-ew-ew-ews slut…I will go down in history

I said that we could have a nice chat on the phone
You didn't listen to the things that should be known

You're a news slut…you're a news slut
So, Ms. Amanpour…we will talk no more

New-ew-ew-ews slut…you've got to have respect for me

I let you call me on my very private line
You didn't want to hear Israelis are all swine

You're a news slut…you're a news slut
So, Ms. Amanpour…we will talk no more

New-ew-ew-ews slut…you've got to have respect for me
New-ew-ew-ews slut…I will go down in history
This phone…I slam down in your ear…I will drive Jews into the sea

[doug from upland]

I was gone most of the day and had a little bit of a rough day. Your post changed my mood entirely. It was a great laugh. Arafat is a freaking fruitcake.

[dennisw]

Hhahahhahaha. ... Credit to Frankie Valee/ Four Seasons! I remember that tune playing in the bowling alley.

[doug from upland]

Is Frankie still alive? Are the Four Seasons?

[doug from upland]

Here's the post that inspired this -- ARAFAT HANGS UP ON NEWS SLUT

[JoeSixPack1]

I seen Frankie last in 1984 at Disney's first Blast from the past nights. He's giving Dick Clark a run for his title of least aged man!

[doug from upland]

Some archaeologists were digging in the furthest depths of the Great Pyramid. They came across a mummy laid out on a stone table. Every once in a while they thought they heard a slight groaning noise. Finally, one of them thought he saw the mummy's lips move. In disbelief they moved closer to it. The mummy looked like it wanted to speak so one of the archaelogists put his ear very close to its mouth and heard it whisper ---- "Is Dick Clark still alive?"

[doug from upland]

Wasn't it the CNN brass ordering people not to call her a war slut? I've got to find that article

[RangeRatt]

doug- are your works available on cd? If so, I gotta have some of that!

[doug from upland]

Big time laugh. It was Andrea Peyser in the NY POST who called her a "war slut." Murdoch had to issue an apology.

WAR SLUT STORY

[doug from upland]

Funny you should mention that. FReeper gonzo has been working on a plan to put together a CD for a FReeper fundraiser. I think I'm well over 1200 songs now. Maybe it's time to start another thread to tell gonzo what to put on the CD.

[doug from upland]

Here's one you can buy now to support a good cause --- www.firemansong.com

[txhurl]

I wish to enter a formal complaint.

Be it known that I did enter an post very recently that called for Ms. Amanpour's head in a formaldehyde jar and my post was

SUMMARILY YANKED.

Yet this whole thread survives.

[doug from upland]

Perhaps this post is a satirical part of the historical record and yours was simply a violent diatribe which sucked. Since I didn't see your post, I can't be sure.

[dutchess]

Four Seasons are my favorite as is Rag Doll. Thanks Doug!!!!!!

[doug from upland]

Dear, you are dating yourself. :)

[txhurl]

You may be onto something. Keep talkin'.

[txhurl]

Is he kissin' modbutt 'er whut?

[ErnBatavia]

"Yessir" Arafat - lest we forget that the 'tableclothed one' was a co-recipient of the NOBEL PEACE PRIZE a few years back....so much for the credibility of THAT award?

BTW, DFU - how's the traffic on the 10-east in the vicinity of Euclid tonite....do I wait until morning to head to the Coachella Valley???? (morhping into a traffic thread)