[PoisedWoman]

I don't like Beta but seem to be stuck in it. How do I get out? Serious question.

Assessment: Beta is style over substance. Not good.

[ArneFufkin]

Sorry, our customer engineer will be seizing your Korean VHS unit and installing a BetaMax machine.

Here are the movies available to you:
Ishtar
Poilice Academy 3
Porky's, The End of our Careers 2

Oh, and there is a Bob Cousy highlight tape.

[Diddle E. Squat]

I don't like Beta but seem to be stuck in it. How do I get out?

Welcome to the Hotel California!

Mirrors on the sidebar,
Lots of flags and spice,
And she said, "We are all just prisoners here,
Of this Beta device.
In the server chambers,
They gathered for their feat,
They stab it with their hyper-bytes
But they just can't kill the beast!

Last thing I remember,
I was running IE4,
I had to find the link back
To the place I was before,
"Relax," it said in Breaking,
We are programmed to receive.
You can log off any time you like,
but you can never leave!