Patsy Cline Music Deemed 'Dangerous' to Women

CNSNews.com ^ | April 9, 2002 | Dover Smeed

[TxBec]

whew!!! (breathing a sigh of relief that this is just a satire)

[San Jacinto]

I have just one word to say about this:

Crazy

[A Navy Vet]

Hey Dr. Moron, you better get busy. Most of the Country music genre is about loss and much of it written and performed by women.
Me, I'm crazy 'bout "Crazy". Got referral?

[Arkie2]

Hilarious! She probably had a government grant to waste on this. Maybe she should look at the suicide inducing lyrics of Alanis Morisette next or have a look at the effect Madonna's lyrics have on the teen pregnancy rate. What a waste of time and bandwidth (not you moosejaw, thanks for posting this).

[okiedust]

Funny, damn funny. Reprise, GNAW president Pat Coprolite. Bwahhahah. I really like this one alot. Who'll bite?

regards

[Arkie2]

OOPS! Satire? I didn't see that. Gotta go see the dentist now and get this hook I swallowed removed!

[aomagrat]

An analysis of Cline's most popular music by Dr. Lenore Morose

With a name like that, this has to be satire.

[A Navy Vet]

Great...missed the satire URL...don't I look STUPID? Got brains?

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

"An analysis of Cline's most popular music by Dr. Lenore Morose...warned that listening to Cline's music could result in "a dangerous engendering of depression "

Is this a joke?
Who printed up the report? Dr. Inkster?

[zarf]

This just in:

P Diddy's music, much of which includes graphic descriptions of penis's ready for use on underage whore's, is art
and the right of our children to be exposed to it should be defended at all costs!

[Born to Conserve]

Dr. Lenore Morose?

Seriously?

[Drew68]

I got halfway through the article (I think I was up to GNAW) before I went back to the top to see if it was from The Onion. When I saw CNSNnews I thought this has to be some kind of a joke. Fortunately, the last sentance put it together for me.

Well written! Satire is most effective when it is almost believable.

[mountaineer]

If Hitlery can criticize Tammy Wynette's "Stand By Your Man," I guess the mental health expert, Tipper Gore, should weigh in on "Crazy." Maybe it's what drove her over the edge, thus bolstering Dr. Morose's hypothesis! :)

[RippleFire]

How about some country songs by men:

"I lost my wife, pickup truck, and even my dog!"

[far sider]

"There's not a single song about the hardships faced by America's enormous gay, lesbian, bisexual and transgendered community," said Amanda Reltney, a spokesperson for the Rainbow Social Action and Justice League of San Francisco. "This absence of diversity wrongly implies we don't hurt as well."

Justice League of San Francisco. Now there's a scary image.

[metesky]

What depresses me is Madame Dufarge and her buddies in the FR Smokers Lounge all screeching "Crazy" at the same time.

[BluesDuke]

Sounds like someone's been walkin' after midnight...

[Chunga]

If you play those tapes in reverse you get your truck wife and dog back.

[dighton]

Dr. Lenore Morose

Damn, damn, damn. Thought I had a hot one for my funny-names ping list.