Did Arafat bet a fiddle of gold, against Bush's soul, because he thinks he's better than him? Georgie rosin up that bow and play that fiddle hard...
Hmmm... If you're gonna play in Texas, you've gotta have a fiddle in the band...
I have it on good authority(DEBKA?) that a cat with a fiddle has been spotted, indicating that the cow jumping over the moon is imminent.