[The Giant Apricots]

But might I suggest you keep your pants zipped until you have in fact married such a female...

Care to be fair, and tell women to do the same? Hello? Gender equity calling?

[Don Myers]

"Care to be fair, and tell women to do the same? "

I am afraid the cat is out of the bag. For many girls these days, their pants go down if they go outside in a light breeze.