..PARKS = LAPD Chief Steps Down Early

...LAPD Chief BERNARD PARKS has just announced in a Los Angeles TV Press Conference at LAPD's Parker Center Headquarters that he is stepping down early as Police Chief, staying on only until an interim LAPD Chief can be appointed after he returns from a couple of days vaction. He stated that he is considering his future options in civilian life, including running for a Los Angeles City Council that fired him as LAPD Chief. He will NOT be suing the City of Los Angeles over his being fired.

...LAPD Chief BERNARD PARKS was fired for saying from beginning to end that LAPD Officer Morale DOES NOT MATTER ...when IT DOES.

Well, you're right. The last descent chief we had was Gates. The guy was a little quirky, but I had a lot of respect for him. More importantly, his men did too.

Gates' retirement party was well attended by the front line troops. They really liked the guy. And they had the best tshirt too. Imagine, a cartoon of Gates, with his Dumbo ears, with his hands splayed out, thumbs on his ears, and his tongue sticking out. You've seen the expression, the one that you do when you hold the other guy in contempt.

The new chief will have to be black, hispanic, and/or female, of course

Parks is representative of the almost totally worthless AAA Police Chiefs who now infest every corner of the country. (That stands for Affirmative Action AClymer) Political Police Correctness is now so bad that towns in Maine, where no Negroes reside, now hire search firms to find Black or Hispanic Police Chiefs. In all fairness, this can help them qualify for Federal Funds for new SWAT units, police cars, radios, and breathalyzers.

This trend also may be a good thing,too. The new Police Chief can always keep the new Affirmative Action AClymer School Superintendent company. God knows they'll both have plenty of free time for cultural bonding, as I have yet to hear of one of these dusky charlatans doing any meaningful work for their grossly inflated salaries, which always have to be paid for years afterward, when the town finally wises up and cans them.

Stop me if you've heard this before. Or rather, stop your town administrators.

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