[Landru]

"He'snever written a book in his life, and this will not change that record. A ghostwriter will study his previously ghosted 'articles' and 'speeches,' sit down with the 'author' for a few hours, and slap something, it doesn't matter what, together."

HA!!
Ain't it ever the truth...

Why they'll have to coin a *new* term to describe this abomination they're calling, "A Book."
Because frankly speaking?
"Virtual Reality" won't be nearly enough to do justice to this fraud we've *all* come to know in many ways; but mainly as, "The Sink Emporer."

As for handing the dog a TV show?
Nawwwww...ain't gonna happen.
(Although really: I wouldn't totally rule-out *something* appearing on a Frday night at FoxTV; like, cohosting, "Tough Man" along side of Lawrence Taylor...*classy* TV)

The sponsors don't need that kind of Leper-association to their product(s).
The asshole's a lightening rod who'd conduct fecal matter from the skies by the Giga-watt.

...& that, is an awful lot of crap.

:o)

[scholar]

he is in the process of penning his memoirs, ...

Available soon at a XXX rated bookstore near you!

[mrustow]

Actually, if they gave him the show, his ratings would slay Gumball's -- those female demographics. But then, I could host the show, and get higher ratings than Gumball!

(For over three times the pay of his predecessors, Gumball did the seemingly impossible, in dragging the show's ratings even FURTHER down. He quit, when CBS wouldn't give him a raise. Were he a white guy, they would have fired him long before his contract was up!)