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( OO talking about his fathers funeral, I substituded the *** for the obvious other letters {mp})
OZZY OSBOURNE
On the bus en route from Salt Lake City to Denver in the early morning hours of January 10, 1982
by David Gans
OZZY: I went, [slowly], "That's my f***ing father you're talking about." My mother freaked out; there was a whole big deal, f***ing fights and scenes and stuff. At the funeral, I'm drunk as a fool. I get to the f***ing church -- I'm the eldest son; I'm bearing the coffin -- and I have to go for a f***ing piss. It's like Airplane, f***ing insane. My father always told me, "I don't believe in f***ing God, I don't believe in f***ing Hell -- I believe in me. You've got to believe in yourself, because you're the only person who can believe in yourself, because you feel what you feel." That's what I f***ing have taken from my father. My father was one of the greatest guys that ever lived in this f***ing world.
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