Does the official teaching of the Church condone any type of sex other than contraception-free intercourse between a married man and woman?
They will never answer this question - or if they do they will say it does not matter what the Church teaches (or for that matter what the Bible says).
This allows everyone present for the conversation to understand that the gaystapo freely ignore the Church and have no respect for her teaching. Why do they even bother pretending to be Catholic at that point?